To want to ban these phrases (not light-hearted - this would be my first act as dictator)

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"I'm reaching out" - no, you are contacting me by email

"it broke me" - no, it made you a bit sad

"Picky bits tea" - just no

'Reaching out' is one of my teeth-gnashing phrases.

‘Sweet treats’ is being used far too much.

Can we add 'pop' please? "I'll just pop this here." "Just pop on a jacket". Boke.

Similarly 'grab'. "I'll grab a coffee and a sandwich because I'm so busy and important." Fuck right off.

I hate the use of the word 'Bakes'. Just say you made a cake or a biscuit!

Picky bits should have been at the top of the list.

Otherwise, YANBU

Oh and one I learned here - "potty shot"

For a scan that shows the genitals of a foetus 🤢

‘Need gone’

it makes me so unreasonably angry

I was today year old when I found out the earth is round or similar obvious fact.

Holibobs and Crimbo. The perpetrators should have 75 years hard labour.

Even writing it myself made me angry 😂

People who 'grab' lunch

People who 'do' holiday locations

People who use 'terrified' when a proportionate reaction would be to be mildly worried. They're either ridiculously over-reacting or completely misrepresenting their feelings.

Gifted.

And phrases like "it needs done" instead of "it needs doing " or "it needs gone" instead of "it needs to go".

Not a phrase, but I get really pissed off to see a lot of people write 'noone'.

Two words - 'no one'.

'Gifted' and 'naice' also need to be added to the list.

Gosh all of these. Picky bits are what people get out from their toenails, not food.

Also people who use the name of the nice food item to also describe the shit food item.

I am fucking sick of being given margarine when they said it was butter and shitey sweetener filled cordial when I asked for orange juice.

Picky bits
chrimbo
hollibobs
YOLO
'hack' it's not a hack, its a tip.

Yes, this please. I literally never see or hear "it needs done" anywhere but here and I hate it. It's either "it needs doing" or "it needs to be done".

Went extinct irrationally annoys me.

Back in the day it was ‘became extinct’.

Why change it?

You beat me to hollibobs

But you forgot hubby

Nibbles. For example, there will be a BBQ and some nibbles.
What exactly is going to be nibbled upon? It makes me think you have to eat like a rat. Everyone will be nibbling. I've made myself annoyed now.

hubby, hubs, hubster, hun, hunny, wifey

Agree with hacks @Foxxo

And I'll add making memories as my contribution.

It just means doing stuff/living

Bite to eat 😐

Mumma and Bubba.