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To want to ban these phrases (not light-hearted - this would be my first act as dictator)

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OptimismvsRealism · 01/07/2024 20:19

"I'm reaching out" - no, you are contacting me by email

"it broke me" - no, it made you a bit sad

"Picky bits tea" - just no

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willWillSmithsmith · 02/07/2024 11:44

ToWhitToWhoo · 02/07/2024 11:39

What does it mean? Is it a euphemism for 'fat'? What is a nork?

Boobs?

GotAnyGrapeswaddlewaddl · 02/07/2024 11:45

My Bad
Hun/Hunny
Making Memories
Bloody hate Cool

loving this thread

Callipygion · 02/07/2024 11:47

FeelingHotHotHotFeelingHotHotHot · 02/07/2024 11:07

Or even worse than 'little man;' LITTLE SOLDIER! ewwww!

Agree with those, and may I add “little dude”.
Actually “dude” in general. Absolutely hate that. Grrr

Alltheyearround · 02/07/2024 11:59

FeelingHotHotHotFeelingHotHotHot · 02/07/2024 11:07

Or even worse than 'little man;' LITTLE SOLDIER! ewwww!

@FeelingHotHotHotFeelingHotHotHot Thank god I have never heard this one. Some people need to think before opening their mouth. Unless they think a 3 year old is ready for sniper action. Even without taking it that literally, what they are saying is boys are tough, boys don't cry. To those people I say, please look at the stats for male suicide and ask yourself where things started going wrong.

We need boys and men to be able to express any and all emotions appropriately and not shut them down. Boys can have a good cry if they need to (we all need to from time to time) and this is a good thing. It's Mother Nature's way of letting pain or frustration or sadness out.

We are currently negotiating expressions of anger in our house (teenage boy) and how some things are fine like bashing the bed with pillow and some things not so much - throwing objects.

Pigeonswalk · 02/07/2024 12:13

“Put the feelers out”

ItsNotInMyMind · 02/07/2024 12:20

Just caught up with some other threads.

Please god add “pearl clutching” and “yet, here we are”…

voiceofastar · 02/07/2024 12:21

ItsNotInMyMind · 02/07/2024 12:20

Just caught up with some other threads.

Please god add “pearl clutching” and “yet, here we are”…

‘Here we go again’

Twototwo15 · 02/07/2024 13:06

willWillSmithsmith · 02/07/2024 11:43

I’ve just read this one on an Amazon review and it’s a phrase I hate with a passion - ‘in and of itself’. Most every time (if not every time) you can just say ‘in itself’. The ‘and of’ bit gives me the same reaction as when I read ‘whom’ being misused.

Most used instead of Almost is one of my peeves. (Sorry, but no doubt something I’ve said annoys someone else as well).

guineverehadgreeneyes · 02/07/2024 13:07

SwordToFlamethrower · Today 09:27
The word "poop" narks me no end. It's poo!

Not if you are in the US.

guineverehadgreeneyes · 02/07/2024 13:12

I came onto the thread to add "Use your words" but I see that's been added already.

willWillSmithsmith · 02/07/2024 13:13

Twototwo15 · 02/07/2024 13:06

Most used instead of Almost is one of my peeves. (Sorry, but no doubt something I’ve said annoys someone else as well).

Touché lol 😁

thankyoujeremy · 02/07/2024 13:14

Ponoka7 · 02/07/2024 07:48

That's because it's an old saying, especially in some parts of the UK. It's a direct translation of mea culpa and is an admittance of guilt and apology rolled into one.
@CoffeeLover90 I like himself, yourself etc when said in an Irish accent.

I wasn't aware of that. I don't think however he is doing it from that point of view, I think it is from when it was trendy some years back. But I might be wrong 🤷‍♀️

willWillSmithsmith · 02/07/2024 13:17

TotalAbsenceOfImperialRaiment · 02/07/2024 09:04

If you make me your Minister for Language, I promise to bring back the stocks for anyone who uses text speak anywhere but in a text.

I’ll vote for you!

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 02/07/2024 13:18

ToWhitToWhoo · 02/07/2024 11:39

What does it mean? Is it a euphemism for 'fat'? What is a nork?

Norks is a slang term for boobs, @ToWhitToWhoo.

Sunnydiary · 02/07/2024 13:18

Can we also ban companies/organisations from using numbers 2 and 4 instead of to and for?

And U instead of you…

willWillSmithsmith · 02/07/2024 13:19

Ponoka7 · 02/07/2024 07:48

That's because it's an old saying, especially in some parts of the UK. It's a direct translation of mea culpa and is an admittance of guilt and apology rolled into one.
@CoffeeLover90 I like himself, yourself etc when said in an Irish accent.

Yes! Only acceptable when said in an Irish accent. 👏🏻

countcalculia · 02/07/2024 13:30

Ponoka7 · 02/07/2024 07:48

That's because it's an old saying, especially in some parts of the UK. It's a direct translation of mea culpa and is an admittance of guilt and apology rolled into one.
@CoffeeLover90 I like himself, yourself etc when said in an Irish accent.

Mea culpa translates to 'through my (own) fault.”

I really like both mea culpa and my bad and use both at work, it works well. We say 'do a mea culpa' to admit blame in a corporate setting and 'my bad' less formally.

ScrollingLeaves · 02/07/2024 13:32

countcalculia · 02/07/2024 13:30

Mea culpa translates to 'through my (own) fault.”

I really like both mea culpa and my bad and use both at work, it works well. We say 'do a mea culpa' to admit blame in a corporate setting and 'my bad' less formally.

But why not ‘my fault’?

FeelingHotHotHotFeelingHotHotHot · 02/07/2024 13:36

ToWhitToWhoo · 02/07/2024 11:39

What does it mean? Is it a euphemism for 'fat'? What is a nork?

I am pretty sure it means cow's udder! 🐄🐮 😆But it's more known (these days) for a vulgar nickname for womens breasts! (. Y .)

It just makes me cringe when a poster says she is 'large of nork!' (In other words, large breasted!) Just makes me cringe! 😖

countcalculia · 02/07/2024 13:36

ScrollingLeaves · 02/07/2024 13:32

But why not ‘my fault’?

I have said 'that's my fault'. But when I've messed up and want to convey it quickly and informally, I just say 'My bad, I'll get it sorted asap'.

FeelingHotHotHotFeelingHotHotHot · 02/07/2024 13:37

guineverehadgreeneyes · 02/07/2024 13:12

I came onto the thread to add "Use your words" but I see that's been added already.

That is such an annoying, patronising, condescending phrase.

'Use your words OP....' Makes me cringe! 😆

I saw it on a thread a couple of days ago, and I had to hold myself back from saying something! 😬

FeelingHotHotHotFeelingHotHotHot · 02/07/2024 13:39

This has been such a fun thread! Relaxing, funny, and therapeutic. 😆

Can you start a second one @OptimismvsRealism ???

To want to ban these phrases? (Not light-hearted!) Part 2!Grin

JL690 · 02/07/2024 13:43

SwordToFlamethrower · 02/07/2024 09:27

The word "poop" narks me no end. It's poo!

Ships have poop decks, just saying 😜

Reelyeasty · 02/07/2024 13:44

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This has been deleted by MNHQ for breaking our Talk Guidelines - previously banned poster.

Whiteblouse · 02/07/2024 13:46

OptimismvsRealism · 01/07/2024 20:19

"I'm reaching out" - no, you are contacting me by email

"it broke me" - no, it made you a bit sad

"Picky bits tea" - just no

I don't understand the aversion to "I'm reaching out", Getting in touch, contacting you al sound so functional and reaching out has an added meaning, which is not just functional, it's about wanting to me make a connection. What's wrong with that? I agree with most other phrases on the thread but I like reaching out 😜

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