To want to ban these phrases (not light-hearted - this would be my first act as dictator)

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"I'm reaching out" - no, you are contacting me by email

"it broke me" - no, it made you a bit sad

"Picky bits tea" - just no

The only food served in the gulag will be cold ham and extra mayonnnaisey coleslaw

Arranging?! I meant arrogant

Big girl pants is ENRAGING

I can't eat either! Guess I'll be having the toe nail version of picky bits then 😭🤢

I hate the term ‘food noise’ I keep reading on all those weight loss injections threads. It’s called hunger, everyone experiences it.

Incorrect usage of "loose" - as in "I want to loose some weight".
It's lose.
Drives me mad. Like would of, could of, should of.
Hard labour for such offenders in your dictatorship, please.

Living my best life, drives me wild. It just sounds so smug 😏 .

Picky bits
Fur baby
Staycation

If I were in power, there would be no 'gifting' or 'going forward'.

Boils my piss is a horrible phrase

'Boobing' used in the context of breast feeding. Makes me imagine prow bosomed women like Les Dawson in drag using them as battering rams to shove other people out of the way

Pamper
Tummy
Curate
Hubs

Isn't it?

Mangled syntax for marketing phrases such as Melania Trump's 'Be Best'. No, 'be the best'. Start by not voting for your poxy husband. 'Find your amazing' and suchlike.

Definitely and advise instead of advice.

My friend sent me a photo of her (perfectly average) lunch last week with the caption "NOM NOM".

I NOMinate her to be the first to face the firing squad.

Gifting

I agree OP, particularly reaching out

I'd vote for you

Oh, no you're a dictator, I dont need to. Ok as you were!

Pension pot.

Pop of colour.

Tummy time

Haha are you Scottish? Pop screams middle England to me and also gives me the boke 🤣

And I & Me

I don't know who needs to hear this today....

Literally nobody. Fuck off out of your car and go home.

Tell me you...without telling me you...

No it's something quite distinct from hunger. Hence the need for a separate term. It could really do with a better term, admittedly.