To want to ban these phrases (not light-hearted - this would be my first act as dictator)

[OptimismvsRealism]

"I'm reaching out" - no, you are contacting me by email

"it broke me" - no, it made you a bit sad

"Picky bits tea" - just no

When a new song or book is published and it "has dropped", like it's the Berlin air-lift or something.

Oh clapped back is the worst as well it’s so obnoxious
and “speaking her truth”

@OptimismvsRealism sorry, but I have been planning to be dictator (i will take on the title shogun) of the world since before I was born. you would have to fight me first.

I have a lot of plans. there will be a re-education centre for people who don't like cats for a start.

I had a dirty chai latte the other day. God knows what made it dirty.

Intrepid of you to drink it regardless.

That's called borborygmi

I was today years old when I ....

I hope this email finds you well..

Hate it

Yes!!
"I literally died"
You really didn't, you are here over-exagerrating telling me about it.

I also (possibly unreasonably) despise the word nourish particularly if its non-food related, eg it nourishes your soul.

Girl math
bringing your whole self to work
Being your authentic self
Queer

Using the word amazing to describe anything even vaguely good.

Dirt?

So many stupid expressions are used on MN but one of my most hated is 'super' prefixing the most normal things like super late and super excited

Hate it! Twats.

All of the above, and one that drives me nuts:
Wellness.
Wellbeing. It's wellbeing.

Honourable mention for 'drop' as in, Taylor Swift's new single drops today.
Released. It's being released today.

Anything to replace the word 'very'. It's super hot, I'm super excited, it's uber strict etc.

And anything that 'drops' that doesn't involve gravity. TV shows, music etc, they are released or broadcast or available not bloody dropped.

Genny.lec. 😑

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Platty joobs

This is the fastest moving thread I have ever seen on here.

Where is all this shite coming from? Is it all wanky social media in origin?

Cross Post @WingSlutz!!

Yes!

Combining names for reality shows or other TV programmes so they become for example: Ballam, Ben and Callum in Eastenders, Team JoJo, John Waite and Johannes in Strictly Come Dancing. so bloody twee

I’m OBSESSED 😤

Epic or awesome for quite good.

‘So we did a thing….’
Usually to announce an engagement or a pregnancy etc

Can also be used to describe a 45 year old attractive male celebrity if you’re in an online fandom, I learnt recently.

Oh oh, and ‘super’ instead of very. Ugh.