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How often does your OH think about the Roman Empire?

701 replies

Ozarkz · 12/09/2023 20:26

Just for fun

saw on Facebook a post saying that men think about the Roman Empire every day. The woman asked her husband and he said this was true and that he thinks about it daily. The comments was people asking their husbands how often they think about the Roman Empire with some very funny responses 😂

So, I’ll start .., I’ve just asked DH and he said “at least twice a week, why?”

would love to hear other Responses to this random question

“how often do you think about the Roman Empire?”

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the80sweregreat · 12/09/2023 21:15

I did read that the Greeks are upset we don't think about them enough

daisychain01 · 12/09/2023 21:15

SpringSummerDreamer · 12/09/2023 20:43

Whenever I'm on the Foss Way ...that's about it!

I was going to say the Fosse Way (don't forget the 'e') Grin

My grandparents lived in an old toll cottage along the Fosse Way and we spent many a summer being dragged round all the Roman remains in the area. Hated it at the time, but looking back it was fascinating.

Thelonelygiraffe · 12/09/2023 21:15

My h said 'about once every three years'. I think about it much more often. Maybe I'm a man?

Ilinaya · 12/09/2023 21:15

What??? I think this is the oddest thread I've ever seen.

deeplybaffled · 12/09/2023 21:15

@Barnowlsandbluebells - are we married to the same man?!

zeibesaffron · 12/09/2023 21:16

OH just said 4-5 times a week!!!

AlexandraPeppernose · 12/09/2023 21:16

He just said - you're going to think this strange but at least daily. Wtf

Magpiecomplex · 12/09/2023 21:16

DC1 said, completely deadpan, about once a fortnight. A couple of years ago when they were studying Ancient History GCSE I expect it would have been a lot higher. Like PPs for me it's usually triggered by Roman roads or people misusing "decimate".

Seagullchippy · 12/09/2023 21:17

Just checked and DP said, "about once or twice a year," which is probably how often he teaches or marks essays about it it for classical civilisation papers.

Parapapampam · 12/09/2023 21:17

My husband asked what the options were, as if it were a multiple choice question.

LaffTaff · 12/09/2023 21:17

DH "Never".
Me "Not at all?"
DH "No. Should I be?"

😂 He's para now.

GrouchyKiwi · 12/09/2023 21:18

DH says "Not that often, but sometimes". We were just talking about Roman concrete in the car on the way home, but only because we drove past what looked like a concrete factory.

Mumwithbaggage · 12/09/2023 21:19

That's hilarious! Just asked dh who said more than once a week but not every day.

marblesthecat · 12/09/2023 21:20

"Quite a lot actually, why?"

"You're not being serious"

"OK well maybe once or twice a fortnight. It does come up"

MoxieFox · 12/09/2023 21:20

The Romans got to Ireland but decided not to invade because it was more profitable to trade with Ireland as a free partner than to have to invade, conquer, put down insurrections and garrison it. By the time they finished most of Great Britain (they didn’t get all of it) the Empire was already in decline.

Sheisready · 12/09/2023 21:20

"Every couple of days". I was gobsmacked, but then he asked me the same question and we talked about it until I conceded I'm about the same. Am even more gobsmacked.

HappiestSleeping · 12/09/2023 21:20

Mooselaurels · 12/09/2023 20:36

Bigus....... Dickus........

Quite often!

What have the Romans ever done for us?

OneHornedFlyingPurplePeopleEater · 12/09/2023 21:20

Several times a week apparently.

He wasn't surprised by the question, but seemed a little confused that I DON'T think about it often

bellac11 · 12/09/2023 21:20

I do think about Genghis Khan a lot. Mainly because I like the words/names Chingis and Temujin and like to say them in my head!!!!!

Mooselaurels · 12/09/2023 21:21

Ask incontinentia buttocks!

Justcallmebebes · 12/09/2023 21:22

smooththecat · 12/09/2023 20:38

I’m a woman and I think about the Roman Empire multiple times per week.

Me too, bizarrely. In fact I was ruminating over Roman baths just an hour or so ago

Jellybum2019 · 12/09/2023 21:22

I’m going to say never based on this 😂

How often does your OH think about the Roman Empire?
Mydogisagentleman · 12/09/2023 21:22

Probably many times daily.
His first degree was classics

Although he's becoming more interested in vikings after watching a telly programme

ChristmasCwtch · 12/09/2023 21:22

This is one of the weirdest threads I’ve seen in the last 10 years 😂

marblesthecat · 12/09/2023 21:22

triggers34 · 12/09/2023 21:10

Dh says as often as he thinks about cavemen which is once a week 😂

I actually think about cavemen quite a lot 😂 A lot more than the Roman Empire