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Does parking on a closed road count as a live parking thread? 😁

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DailyMaui · 21/04/2022 19:50

So they have closed the road I live on to resurface it. It will be closed for the next two nights. We’ve had multiple letters from the council, there have been signs up for at least a month and yesterday they painted NO PARKING THURSDAY AND FRIDAY all over the road.

8 cars are still parked there with 15 minutes to go until resurfacing begins. One of the cars is right outside my house and when I saw them out the window, I tried to explain to the two women (looking like they were off for an evening in town) that they were probably not going to be able to get their car until morning but they told me to fuck off!

The road is lorry central, a guy is taking pictures of the remaining cars… it’s all go here.

Anyone know what they do? Do they just resurface round the cars? Tow them away? Do they get brutal? There’s a fair few annoyed looking men in hi-vis walking up and down! Should I get wine and a comfy viewing position?

😉

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namechangeanonymous · 22/04/2022 18:42

Paper towel wrapped around my non alcoholic prosecco and settling in for episode two.

Cotherstone · 22/04/2022 18:45

Horizons83 · 22/04/2022 15:14

To be fair it's been a while since I drove down it, but I think it's Carter's Lane (with 'formerly known as Wibbly Wobbly Lane' underneath).

Ah, my home town! Anyone else on this thread who was born in Waitrose?! 😃

You were born in Waitrose?!

NoisyBrain · 22/04/2022 18:47

I believe the old maternity hospital was on the site now occupied by Waitrose (and Safeway before that)

Owlnoises · 22/04/2022 18:48

According to Google maps the town station is 'busier than usual'. I wonder if a load of MNers have decided to visit in person for this evening's instalment... Grin

PerryMasonsFriend · 22/04/2022 18:49

Is this the thread that accidentally got deleted that everyone was upset about?

olympicsrock · 22/04/2022 18:49

It’s not a human femur. There is no femoral head / trochanters.

SheAndHerAreWomen · 22/04/2022 18:50

I'm loving this thread!

Also, have to add that two of my DCs were born in Waitrose 😂 I think the NHS must have a habit of selling off unused hospital buildings to supermarkets.

Cotherstone · 22/04/2022 18:50

I am stuck in the house with the lurgy tonight sadly otherwise I would have had to walk up and enjoy the entertainment myself. I’d love to see all the pissed people turning up at 12 to find their car has been towed..

SophieSoSo · 22/04/2022 19:00

PerryMasonsFriend · 22/04/2022 18:49

Is this the thread that accidentally got deleted that everyone was upset about?

Yes.

I’d say more about it, but it’s still very raw.

GeorgesMarvelousCalpol · 22/04/2022 19:02

Placemaking for tonight's shenanigans 🤪
Even though I've no idea where any of this is happening, and I don't even live in the UK.

Jillybloop393 · 22/04/2022 19:05

Loving your diagram, it makes it so much more real! Can't wait for updates ...

SpringIntoChaos · 22/04/2022 19:08

LilyTheSavage · 21/04/2022 21:00

Is there room on the bench for me? I've got wine and crisps and will share.

I'm 'reading on replay' as I missed this (HOW??? 😢) yesterday...and for once I'm not 'cheating' by going to the end!

I've just gone and poured myself a big (HUGE ☺️) glass of wine and opened a family sized bag of Kettle Chips...I'm so invested 🤣

My Friday Night In is sorted 🥰

OP I LOVE your diagram and photos 🤣 You're an absolute legend!! 🙌🏼

RobertsRadio · 22/04/2022 19:09

GeorgesMarvelousCalpol · 22/04/2022 19:02

Placemaking for tonight's shenanigans 🤪
Even though I've no idea where any of this is happening, and I don't even live in the UK.

This made me chuckle 😅

PinkBackpack · 22/04/2022 19:18

There was video footage on the local fb group earlier as a PP mentioned so I think tonight @DailyMaui may need to take the bedroom dog for a walk to see the action as ppl will have seen the consequences.
I was hoping that someone would have outed themself on the footage as FUck off woman but I think they are too scared/ashamed as most comments are they deserved it.

IDontDrinkTea · 22/04/2022 19:19

Can I just say I love this thread and am far more invested than I should be about the state of strangers cars?! 😂

NoWordForFluffy · 22/04/2022 19:21

DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 18:09

LESS THAN TWO HOURS TO GO

ROAD FULLY PARKED ON STILL

yesterday the lories started turning up and hi vis men were walking about frustrated by 1915 so... let us see how this evening fares.

It's 7.20, OP. Time for an update!

EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 22/04/2022 19:21

Will all the local MNers be getting together tonight in the dog’s bedroom?

prettyteapotsplease · 22/04/2022 19:25

Karma does indeed exist and seen in action for Fuck Off car then.

MooPointCowsOpinion · 22/04/2022 19:27

Freaking love that I’ve just found this thread right now and caught up just in time for the next instalment. It’s like finishing season one and being sad for a split second then realising season 2 just got dropped today.

Dontlickthetrolley · 22/04/2022 19:29

Well played Mumsnet, well played 👏👏👏

Does parking on a closed road count as a live parking thread? 😁
BigFatLiar · 22/04/2022 19:32

Like the bone, for a better critique ask the dog about it, he can have it as compensation for using his room.

DailyMaui · 22/04/2022 19:39

less than twenty minutes to go and eleven cars (that I can see) are parked on the side of the road that HAS NOT BEEN DONE YET.

Also my brother is here. Which is like an echo of another parking thread. Except he's not single and looks like he'd mug you.

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IncompleteSenten · 22/04/2022 19:39

Anyone on the local FB group moaning about their car getting towed?

Criceta · 22/04/2022 19:42

Ha! Following because I used to live there and am feeling nostalgic!

redastherose · 22/04/2022 19:42

Looking forward to tonight's instalment, completely missed this last night and only just caught up in time.

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