Not sure why people don't beleave this. You read stuff like this in the DM all the time and we all know atleast one compleat twat like this CF.
I used to work in a night club that attracted some local footballers they were generally awful people themselves but the absolute dirt bags that hung round them were somthing else. I once told a retired footballer that his mates were all wankers. He told me they weren't his mates he didnt really even know them, he came to our bar every sunday and these blokes just showed up and hung round him all night he didnt like them very much but they brought his drinks.
This guy is a misogynistic, entitled shitbag who thinks hes somthing special because he hangs round a footballer like a bed smell. He told op he wasn't free at 7.30. He's not going to put himself out for a stupid little woman like op who should have allowed him to park where the fuck he likes anyway.
Op i would put a banana in his exhaust, its shame you cant get into it to hide a kipper in the boot.