I bought a white coat in the sales to look like Olivia Pope, but I actually resemble a middle aged taekwando instructor

[DollyMixtureLulus]

tinkywinkyshandbag love your mum!!

I think the word “waft” is also a danger sign indicative of unrealistic thought processes.

a dead ringer for Chewbacca
🤣

discarded lampshade!
Fine pleated skirts = rarely flattering.

@DollyMixtureLulus At least you don't look like a lab technician, or a mad scientist!

This is the best thread I have ever read! 😂😂😂

This thread MUST go into classics. I've never laughed so much for ages

Thank you OP

Had a very short hair cut (number 4) grey as a badger too. Not allowed to dye, so in my infinite wisdom decided to dig out some vegetable red hair colour. Bright, short, pink hair 🤣🤣 i looked like swan vesta match

ScrambledSmegs
Thats what dylon dyes are for

I bought a beautiful alysi dress the shape was so me but the colour I wasnt sure about. Hot pink, it could burn the retinas from your eyes.
Nice shade of purple now.
Dylon me loves ya 😘

Sorry ladies but I look fab in a hat, smug

L

Purplethrow
Its not that bad maybe too much together but bottoms with long top would look fine and top be great with pencil skirt

These are brilliant!! Rubber Johnny coat!!

I often try dresses on and find there are strange lumps in them that weren’t there on the hanger

My mum bought a brown leather cross body bag that she thought looked chic. I asked her if she could take it all the way to Mordor; young Frodo.

My dad had a jacket he liked but I told him it looked like a dog blanket

Maybe I’m the mean one

@Ddot - then you can have my beret.

Ta

I asked my partner if he liked my new shoes.
Black patent with ankle straps
Prostitute!
Never been out of box since

I have black patent ankle strap shoes I love them!

@Ddot, yes but what hat were you wearing?

Maireas
I have several hats all different styles. I've always loved wearing them.

Yes, but what hat with the prostitute shoes?

IHaveBrilloHair
I love them and have held onto them, but he did make me doubt them.
I have been given two pairs of Vivienne Westwood sling backs, turqoise, orange which he thinks are cool. men

Maireas
Red patent rain hat
Cap
Trilby
Straw
Bucket
Wide brimmed
Beret
And several more but I'm embarrassed at how many I bloody have. Hat fetish

We're you wearing the patent rain hat with the patent shoes? I do hope so.