Thug cat part 3. Unbidden guests are often welcomest when they are gone.

[Grumpyoldpersonwithcats]

Since the second thread has now been promoted to 'classics' here is part three.
Links (hopefully) to the first and second threads below

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TC is clearly suitably impressed by his fame

Anyone could have weed on the cover. Anyone.

@Supersimkin2 😂

I couldn't work out what you were talking about at first...I thought, "hummm, what on Earth is that supposed to mean..weed on the cover? Why would Super be bringing up cannabis on TC's thread?" Then the penny dropped.." ohhh, weed as in the past tense of wee."

You're right! Any cat or any (one) could have weed or weed on that cover!

😂 @Sweetpea1532

So what do you think Lana? Are you up for adding The Thug Who Came to Pee and other adventures of TC to your oeuvre?

I think you revealing a little about yourself here Sweetpea :)

D’you know, I can’t spell it convincingly and wee-wee sounded a bit twee. Twee-wee. But I thought weed as in pavement plant. That’s the first time I’ve ever felt old.

Books about cats are surprisingly difficult to market. Anyway, I think TC’s one for Marvel or DC Studios.

It is Twee. Like grown women who refer to their mother as Mummy to care home staff “Mummy doesn’t like coffee” as mummy guzzles down her third mellow birds of the day after specifically asking for coffee.

Yes, I think that 'pee' or 'piss' are more TC sounding words. Ollie 'wees', but TC goes for a piss.

Bow bells gal that I am, TC has a slash.

@Fluffycloudland77. You know humans better than Shakespeare.

I’m just deeply suspicious of people & cynical.

To pee or not to pee , that is the question.

Anne! A pune or play on words indeed!

@AnneKipanki

To pee or not to pee , that is the question.

Suspicion with people is fine - but I know you and I would never have accused little TC of that boat cover 'incident'. Would we @Fluffycloudland77?

Like grown women who refer to their mother as Mummy

But not grown women who refer to themselves as 'Mummy' or 'Mama' in relation to their cats of course.

Oh yes thats perfectly acceptable behaviour.

There is only one appropriate term to use for TC's heinous transgression.

To paraphrase the King James Bible. (1 Kings 14:10)
“Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Grumpy, and will cut off from Grumpy him that pisseth against the wall within the boat"

Does this mean that Mrs Grumpy is nicking off with bread, crackers and honey and hopefully taking Sybil with her and leaving all you males to get on with it?

Thug thread no.3 is filling up Grumpy Never mind a children's book; TC should have his own Catflix series.

True Crime: Neighbourhood Under Siege
Real Crime: A Survivor's Story
The Fall: A Victim's True Account

Just throwing some suggestions out there

I Catticus !

The outcast young cat who should be ruler .

TC has disgraced himself again.

Shortly after the below photograph, Basil moved away from the door. I went to close the door at which point TC slapped me and ran into the house hissing. Made straight for the food in the kitchen, only to meet Lenny; more hissing. He then darted past me again and ran up the stairs. Having blocked all other routes I then chased him downstairs (hissing and growling from TC) and he exited by the front door.
Sybil meanwhile was in the hall downstairs looking bemused but entirely unconcerned that TC had run past her twice in HER house.

Was there Benny Hill music playing?.

It was very Benny Hill (apart from the absence of scantily dressed ladies).
Actually the accompaniment was Mrs Grumpy shouting at me about why I'd let him in. .

Which is how Benny Hills on screen marriage would’ve ended up too.

And this is why I would really miss the TC thread, please don't let it die Grumpy