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to share the things my BIL has moaned about whilst staying at our house for the past 3 days?

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BanKittenHeels · 15/09/2019 15:50

Amazon Prime Video doesn’t have the new Quentin Tarantino film that has just come out at the cinema. Ergo Amazon Prime is a waste of money.

The shower screen in the guest bathroom has a stationary rather than hinged shower screen.

That someone used the loo in the middle of the night and he could hear them flush - his bedroom door was 3/4 open.

We have stair gates, so our children don’t break their necks. “Really inconvenient”

The Thai restaurant sent us too many prawn crackers. They sent an appropriate amount for the number of people, actually.

My deodorant is blue. And what?

We don’t have an endless supply of spare clothes in his size and to his taste.

His hair was still in the shower in his en suite when he went back to use it the next day.

The towels I put out for him are white.

Our front gate is too squeaky.

The planes overhead are too low.

We have too many rugs.

He can hear traffic when in the garden.

Our dogs won’t cuddle him.

Our children wear shorts.

The settings of the seats in the car we lent him weren’t to his liking.

He doesn’t like the preset radio stations on our car radio.

My DH (his brother) “doesn’t wear a hat”??????

We don’t have his very specific music taste available to him on vinyl, although we did think to search out appropriate Spotify playlists for him but “that’s not quite the same authenticity”.

The local swimming pool (in a large city) keeps “provincial, British hours”.

Microwave steamers are “excessive gadgets”. Then 30 minutes later, “I suppose you could steam veg in your steamer, have you thought of that?” No shit!

None of the 3 duvets we offered him were suitable.

I use my inhaler too frequently.

Why do I have rosehip oil in the bathroom, it’s of no use to anyone.

Confused HmmAngry

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RabidRabbles · 15/09/2019 15:52

Have you buried him under the patio yet?

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Sparrowlegs248 · 15/09/2019 15:52

He's a cock.

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Sparklingbrook · 15/09/2019 15:52

Angry

Is anything to his liking?

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ChaosTrulyReigns · 15/09/2019 15:52

You are do going to have yo keep up updated.

Hope he's there till New Year.

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Handmaid2019 · 15/09/2019 15:53

He sounds like a right dick! Has your DH said anything to him?

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Metempsychosis · 15/09/2019 15:53

You were with me when he accidentally slipped and fell on that meat cleaver. And thirty other Mumsnetters can vouch for it.

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BanKittenHeels · 15/09/2019 15:53

Is anything to his liking?

In the nearly 20 years I’ve known this man I haven’t known him to like or enjoy anything.

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Loopytiles · 15/09/2019 15:54

He sounds charming.

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Oldraver · 15/09/2019 15:54

When is he going ? Hopefully soon

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Redshoeblueshoe · 15/09/2019 15:54

Here you deserve this Wine Wine Wine

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popehilarious · 15/09/2019 15:55

Grin keep em coming!

Have you suggested going to a restaurant without bringing a bag of doughnuts for the kitchen staff?

(honestly though, I'd be seeeeething)

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DitheringBlidiot · 15/09/2019 15:55

I hope he’s nothing like his brother, for your sake!

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SinglePringle · 15/09/2019 15:55

He is properly fucking bonkers.

Keep ‘em coming Grin

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Bookworm4 · 15/09/2019 15:56

Does this man have a wife?
Does he live on a remote island?
I love the expectation of spare clothing 🤣🤣

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cheeseislife8 · 15/09/2019 15:56

Sounds like you might need to suggest he stays somewhere where things are more to his liking!

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SleepwalkingThroughLife · 15/09/2019 15:56

Grin

Please keep us updated frequently and invite him back again very soon.

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SinglePringle · 15/09/2019 15:57

What do you say in reply to his observations?!

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SpangledBoots · 15/09/2019 15:57

You need to set yourself up with a complaining bingo card or treasure hunt. Treat yourself when you win!

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CatteStreet · 15/09/2019 15:57

Honestly, at the next comment, I'd be saying 'BIL, you are being breathtakingly rude. One more criticism of our home and hospitality and we will be asking you to leave.' In fact, your dh should be saying it.

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Troels · 15/09/2019 15:58

How do so many Mner's managed to keep their mouth shut when people are such idiots?
I couldn't bite my tongue I'd have to answer back. Silly man.

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JennyWoodentop · 15/09/2019 15:58

He doesn't like the accommodation so he makes alternative arrangements next time he visits.
Did he bring wine/flowers or take you out for a meal during this lovely visit?

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Oldraver · 15/09/2019 16:00

Has he ever been pulled up on his moaning ?

We used to have a visitor that moaned or commented negatively on absolutely everything. Always had a negative opinion even if it was something he didnt know about but though he did (I mean decorative plates on the wall bought as a present , he even managed to dismiss)

One day during dinner (fully home cooked 3 courses) he made one comment to many. I told him if he didnt shut up he would be wearing his dinner. He was quite shocked till DH told him it was not on to come into someones house and criticise the food that had been cooked for him and we were not some hotel he needed to critque.

He did calm it down a bit but I so wish I'd had the nerve to empty the pasta bowl over him

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Soubriquet · 15/09/2019 16:01

Let me guess....

He’s single

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Fookinwot · 15/09/2019 16:01

He sounds like a whiny toddler. Does he stamp his feet and ask for his broken banana to be ‘fixed’ too?

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BanKittenHeels · 15/09/2019 16:01

DH said “Jesus you don’t like anything do you, John?” and to another comment “there is a hotel 300m away”.

He doesn’t get it. His dissatisfaction with everything is so deeply ingrained into his personality that I don’t think he will ever shake it. DH said he was like this as a small child too.

DH just brought DS back from rugby and he said “paying for a hobby is excessive, can’t he just play cards?” 😂🙄🤷‍♀️

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