If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

oliver's real name is colin he married amelia whom he met while studying fine art. he grew up in slough but has learnt to laugh when people talk about desert or toilets and cringes when his parents visit.

Oliver's parents are Roger & Caroline.

He knows Amelia thinks that Caroline's hair is cheap and that his dad's hilarious storis about the boudary dispute bore her to tears but he does not know what to do. And they will insist on treating them to a Berni Meal when they meet up.

PMSL at the "Emma" description.

Not plump nurses but deffo cannot be arsed with making an effort with clothes. And yes, dependable and will pick up your kids if you are stuck at the vets.

LOL at this.

Also PMSL over the ones of my daughter name!

Jinny is on the PTA, she loves to think she's 'in' with the school. She is a great source of gossip but anyone with a real secrets or problems avoid her cheery onslaughts like the plague.

Olivia is blonde and is very nice and everybody loves her.

Just to let you know we'll move this to other subjects when (if?) it drops off active convos so it's not deleted.

Amelia has been married to Hugo for 15 years. He is a banker with a penchant for blue and white striped shirts, she is a dumpy sloane with a fondness for upturned collars and padded alice bands.

They live in a Cath Kidston haven of a Cotswold pile with their twins, Eliza and George. Eliza spends most of her time at Pony Club. George is the captain of the rugby team.

Amelia persuaded Hugo to buy the house, which he never really liked. He agreed so long as he could keep a 'pied-a-terre' in London where he meets up with Monique for his twice weekly golden shower

Amelia turns a blind eye as she has always found Hugo's lovemaking technique lacking

Amelia has proper 'driving shoes' and a glossy bob

Everyone refers to Amelia as 'an absolute brick'

Sally struggles with her writing because she still can't distinguish between the genres 'fiction and non-fiction'

@ this entire thread (and Sal - of course)

Jason & Tanya had a lucky win on the lottery & bought the Manor House in the village.Tanya likes to think of herself as 'lady of the manor' & thinks that the locals don't show her enough deference.

She employs to women from the village to do the cleaning,but is thinking of letting them go after she found them sniggering over her lovely collection of Capo-di-Monte.

Tanya is a furious social climber & was cock a hoop when the local shoot invited her & Jason out to join them for a day.But stupid Jason ruined it all by getting over excited & shooting a pheasant running along the hedge.How were they to know that you never shoot a bird on the ground?

Tanya secretly hates the countryside,but would sooner die than admit it.She'd be happier in a 'executive home'on a nice safe housing estate,but Jason won't hear of moving again.

Fiona has just realised that her dream of doing equine studies is going to come true. She will be taking her horse with her to university, which is just as well because since being the star of the local pony club, she has always prefered horses to people.

Fiona will eventually marry Gavin the vet and will end up doing the paperwork for his practice.

They will have one child, a girl, who will end up as horsy as her mother.

Ethan's parents are really keen for him to pass the 11+. He won't though, and will go to the secondary modern with all his friends.

Olivia has the skill to spot really excellent threads, and works tirelessly to save them from certain doom.
She is occasionally concerned about the strange noises emanating from Tech's shed.
She likes the colour mauve.
And cats.

Nina loves cats too. Oh but she loves money much much more. And filthy sex. Thank goodness she found a wealthy husband and that he doesn't know about all her office flirtations.

Gideon is an only child of elderly parents.