If oyu name si Linda you are an admin perosn at a hospital

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if your name is MIke you are somehing techy

Janey is married to Keith. She works for charity and he does 'something in insurance'. Janey likes to re-decorate every year because 'it looks so tatty' Keith grumbles but lets her because it means he can get away with going down to the pub every night without being nagged.

What about Dexter?

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Time reference needed please

Dexter is a reporter. He has a huge crush on his female editor but for reasons unknown, will never tell her. His editor is called Saffie and actually fancies Dexter too even though he's 'a bit of rough'

Isn't that why she fancies him?

Saffie is obsessively clean. She has to be in control but actually could do with a damn good shag from someone just like Dexter.

What about Addison? (M)

Addison is Saffie's longterm on again off again boyfriend. When they fight he likes to clean round the rim of the toilet with her toothbrush and then put it back in the holder.

This thread has got even funnier than when I left it at 12am this morning (but those two things aren't connected..) Hilarious.

How can we save The Funniest Thread Ever from deletion into cyberspace in 88 days time?

Addison is from USA.
He likes to work out and check his stock options on an hourly basis. Saffie isn't really anything serious - just a fling whilst he is over here. She can sometimes be a bit demanding so he cools it off.

Mindy is Addison's sister. She fancies Dexter and has taken to visiting her 'beloved nearly sister-in-law' at work in short skirts and no knickers. This is wasted on Dexter who never notices but Jim, the 'little person' in the office can be seen grinning and drooling for hours after she leaves.

TOO weird - I had Addison based in NY in my mind

Wayne works at Kwik Fit, still in the same job he got when he left school 15 years ago. He lives with Mandy, who is a part time nail technician. They have 3 children, Wesley, Crystal and Wayne Jnr. They will never marry, although Mandy is desperate for him to ask her.

Jim's drool can fuse the photocopier

Mandy has saved up nearly £300 over the past few years incase Wayne ever asks her to marry him. She keeps it in the box of "poncy" herbal tbags she once bought. She will use it for a dress and some nice outfits for the kids.

Wayne's twin brother, Kevin, works in MacDonalds and still has terrible acne and a stutter.

Barry, their dad, is a London cabbie. Sheila, his wife, is addicted to home shopping channels and has a little dog.

Maurice is the photocopier repairman. He is Wayne's brother. He's always been his mum's favourite, especially since he married Tanya who is an estate agent with Savill and Dunne and is therefore 'reet posh'. Mandy hates Tanya.

fudge - for Mandy

Tanya offered her wedding dress to Mandy "Just in case".

Tanya is size 10.
Mandy is size 18.

What Mandy doesn't know is that Tanya is secretly envious of her because she knows she will never have children. Her career comes first.

Maurice can't have children.
There was The Accident (a printer - that's why he moved into photocopiers) that nobody talks about.

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