To decorate my neighbour’s new ‘no parking outside my door’ signs with a bit of tinsel?

[AnneTwackie]

The sign glows in the dark. It is rather large and looks awful.

This could be like the best advent calendar EVER.

But watch out... GrinchMan will be keeping an eye on his precious sign now...

PP suggested tiny cones, Lego do them if you have any handy (although maybe not with teenagers in the house).

You need one of those tacky "parking for Santa's sleigh only!" signs tacked to the top of. You couldn't outline it in battery powered fairy lights.

This is great. Thank you for some Christmas Cheer.
You truly are mint AnneTwackie
More please, loving all the suggestions.

Please let Santa be joined each evening by one of the Twelve Days of Christmas cohort!

The car's wonderful, but can't help feeling the "contents" could bear some improvement

How about an image of a mooning Santa, cut out and stuck inside the windscreen?

Something like this:

Best thread.
Can you get some tiny roadworks set up? With a little diversion? Or some little toy cows crossing the pavement?

This is so funny! Good work op

Thank you, @Philomensapie! Love the Christmas joy on this thread

Nquartz I know a 55yo who plays with Lego, so it's not beyond the realms of possibility.

Amazing!! Placemarking to send suggestions later

I’m thinking about elves trying to help Santa out of his predicament, anyone seen cheap ones anywhere like b and m etc?

For you squiff

Would it be childish to change parking to parping and scatter a few sprouts around?

@AnneTwackie think thy have them in Poundland!

OMG seeing the scale of the car has got me crying with laughter! That is HILARIOUS! Full marks OP!

You are amazing!

Best thread of 2018!!! 🎉👏🎉👏🎉👏

Lmao 😂

Will check back later for updates ! You should totally put battery power fairy lights on the sign 😆

Sticky tape an annoying elf over the sign

I would SO want to get these and park the car in front of them! I'm so getting carried away...

www.amazon.co.uk/Sparkle-Fairy-Door-Garden-Ornament/dp/B004ZR9C6M/ref=pd_bxgy_86_img_3?psc=1&pf_rd_p=466c8fd0-3653-4c9b-86fa-f9bc8fd2ae35&_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_wg=uITex&pf_rd_r=AW5Z2TSN0630M0HR8B1B&pd_rd_i=B004ZR9C6M&pd_rd_w=b2jxI&tag=mumsnetforum-21&refRID=AW5Z2TSN0630M0HR8B1B&pd_rd_r=fe92f902-052e-11e9-b056-b71269bc8f7d

I left carotts out for next doors wicker reindeer...they disappeared..

OH keeps saying we should put the wildlife camera out for Christmas...I reckon he thinks we will get a snapshot of Santa

Absolutely genius!
Not placemarking for the updates, oh no.

Yes OP change it to parping

Parping would be great. Please do it OP.

Unless they are sold out, you can get elf doors are home bargains.