To decorate my neighbour’s new ‘no parking outside my door’ signs with a bit of tinsel?

[AnneTwackie]

The sign glows in the dark. It is rather large and looks awful.

[abbsisspartacus]

Elf in handcuffs by the sign

[AnneTwackie]

You guys are good.

[AnneTwackie]

Just cut my hand pretty badly fitting this bauble in but think we can agree it was totally worthwhile

[Youcantscaremeihavechildren]

That is amazing. Now superglue it to the path next to the sign with a santa please stop here sign too.

[Betsy86]

Blatent placemark as this is hilarious and i need to know what u do next lol...

[PositivelyPERF]

Is there a very ill or disabled person in the house, OP? Just trying to work out if he’s overstepping or in desperation. really really hope OP says no 🤞🏻

[PooleySpooley]

I love it 😂

[AnneTwackie]

No, definitely not disabled, rants to me about how unfair everyone is as I smile and nod. I am very dull and therefore beyond suspicion

[Hohocabbage]

Brick through it? Sorry, brick with glitter on it through it?

[InvisibleLlama]

Tinsel, lights and a Farrow and Ball paint card, if you please.

[PositivelyPERF]

No, definitely not disabled sighs contentedly and settles in 🍿 🍷 🛋

Carry on, OP.

[Philomensapie]

YANBU. In fact, YWBU not to.

[tattyheadsmum]

Oh no. Who can be first to say "invisible disability"?

Do I win??

[Grilledaubergines]

I’d remove the sign. And plonk the tinsel in its place. People can’t just make up their own laws at others’ expense. Cheeky as fuck.

[AnneTwackie]

Santa has parked, I feel alive! You’ve made me realise I’ve been thinking about this too short term, think elf might have to appear tomorrow

[KeepServingTheFestiveSnogs]

My favourite thread of the day!

All the suggestions are brilliant. Esp your photo, the Santa park here sign and fairy lights.

Do them, do them, do them!

Sorry that I'm too sad to come out with better ideas to add.

[sidesplittinglol]

Can you please send us an updated photo of the finished look ?

[iknowimcoming]

We are not worthy OP - well played Sir, well played

[AnneTwackie]

It’s the darker picture above, couldn’t use flash because stealth mode, think it needs some lights tomorrow

[PositivelyPERF]

But I have to know, OP! Did you glue it down?

[AnneTwackie]

It’s got glue on it but I couldn’t stand holding it because of all the stealth so don’t know if it will stick

[BreakfastAtSquiffanys]

I really like your miniature parking ticket and wheelclamp.
If the sign is still there next week, can you put a sleigh and reindeer on Christmas eve?

[Zintox]

That is epic. Well played.

[AnneTwackie]

Yes squiff thanks all

[Fstar]

Brilliant, the clamp looks great 😂