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To decorate my neighbour’s new ‘no parking outside my door’ signs with a bit of tinsel?

541 replies

AnneTwackie · 20/12/2018 20:10

The sign glows in the dark. It is rather large and looks awful.

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PositivelyPERF · 21/12/2018 13:05

I am secretly mint! That’s hilarious. I’ll bet if they saw you doing it, they would have said, “mum, you’re so embarrassing. Don’t! That’s lame!” But you’re mint because they don’t know it’s you. Brilliant. 🤣

DobbinsVeil · 21/12/2018 13:11

Brilliant!
Are you planning a Christmas Eve Special,l involving the Big Man, his sleigh and reindeeers? Hope your neighbour doesn't rush out and get CCTV!

alfagirl73 · 21/12/2018 13:12

This is fabulous on an epic level! You MUST have plans for tonight... and keep ramping it up to a big event on Xmas eve! LOL! Love it! :-)

C00lio · 21/12/2018 13:16

Tonight you need to glue a Grinch figure to the sign, pointing to the words on it.

Avrannakern · 21/12/2018 13:16

Omg! I'd say tell your teenagers that it was you but they'd probably tell everyone and then you'd be caught!

paintinmyhairAgain · 21/12/2018 13:16

you know he will have a moan to you about it in due course once the who ha has died down, 'some git has blah,blah', Grin smile and wave, smile and wave.
loving this Smile

Frozenteatowel · 21/12/2018 13:18

This is excellent. It’s like Elf On The Shelf but so much better. This could just run and run.

billybagpuss · 21/12/2018 13:19

Please tell me you have CCTV so we can see neighbours reaction.

OneMoreWish · 21/12/2018 13:20

Love this thread! Can't wait to find out what happens next.

Hope your neighbour went inside and had a secret chuckle ...

Xx

flumpybear · 21/12/2018 13:22

Just brilliant !! Xmas WinkXmas Grin

RavenMaven · 21/12/2018 13:22

Tonight you need to glue a Grinch figure to the sign, pointing to the words on it

^Please please please do this! Grin

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 21/12/2018 13:24

I second getting a "santa please stop here" sign and putting it right beside his

silverliningsa · 21/12/2018 13:24

Haha that's amazing!! What will you do
tonight?

ChristmaspArti · 21/12/2018 13:24

Tinsel on the sign tonight, and a toy reindeer glued to it tomorrow!

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 21/12/2018 13:24

Without outing yourself, can you take a further away picture so that we can see how tiny the car is?

Whywonttheyletmeusemyusername · 21/12/2018 13:25

Blatant place mark Grin

alfagirl73 · 21/12/2018 13:26

Definitely don't tell anyone its you. Just keep doing it and you'll end up an epic mystery legend! I agree with the person saying to go out and comment on it with neighbours and join in the wonderment! Throw people off the scent. You could keep this one going for a long time... I'm picturing Easter Bunnies and all kinds! Sorry... getting carried away now! Hehe! This is fab! Grin

Malotkins · 21/12/2018 13:29

Placemarking for sure Grin

LatinJules · 21/12/2018 13:29

Epic!

IShitChristmasGlitter · 21/12/2018 13:31

oh this is amazing you are a legend! This has to carry on until Christmas. Go find a toy tow truck or a tractor or something to tow it along tonight.

Wooooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhh · 21/12/2018 13:34

New favourite thread!

BreakfastAtSquiffanys · 21/12/2018 13:35

I suggest some teeny tiny parking cones next

stokieginge · 21/12/2018 13:37

This is my favourite MN thread

HauntedPencil · 21/12/2018 13:39

Wow 😂 This is the best.

So he's got that sign up and it's not even his own actual designated space? That's truly magical

I'd be tempted to get one made for my side saying

Park There >>>>>>

JohnMcCainsDeathStare · 21/12/2018 13:39

We must have a Lego Parking warden or similar and some reindeer - maybe they don't have a valid MOT?

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