People keep having sex in my hedge...

[eurgh]

I guess it's more of a WWYD as I know I'm NBU but every few nights people (I assume the same two) keep having sex in the hedge which divides my back garden from the road behind. It's pretty brazen because there's no real cover to hide under!
Every few nights I'll be out sitting with my new rescue dog and letting her potter about and I'll hear my hedge making groany sex noises. I'm so tempted to cough loudly or say something but for some reason I just keep quiet and feel weird listening to other people's sex noises!
So I guess more for fun, I ask you, what would you do?

Omg, that is SUPERB, OP!! Well done!

You were wonderful, eurgh.

BRAVO! OP, you are quite totally fantastic awesome- and Notdog, good Notdog ❤

"Gaz! Tasha! Lovely night for it isn't it*
Am DYING laughing at this

Notdog is the best! Even if he doesn't have a clue how to dog!

Bravo eurgh.

*I feel bad, should I be doing this? It feels...invasive. I mean I know it's my hedge and all.
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Possibly the most typically "polite British " quote of the day! 😂😂

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Well, I'm going to buy the "Daily Mirror" tomorrow.

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Give the notdog a cuddle from us

Picture of Notdog? Show you mine if you show me yours!

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Imagine their faces when the open their Daily Mirrors tomorow... It's not just perv 1 and perv 2, it's half of MN waiting on their shennanigans.

Eurgh you absolutely must have a bbq this weekend. Invite the neighbours, Gaz, Tasha and Gaz's mum.

And all of us, of course.

I'll bring a bottle.

We can listen to the playlist (and disappear off into the sex hedge at not-so-discrete intervals!)

Wheezy snort laughing here

Is this real?!

MN meet notdog...one of the only times she's been seen in daylight 🙄😂

NotDog is very beautiful!

Nocturnaldog is gorgeous 🐶

What a beautiful dog. Misses main focus of thread

Notdog is gorgeous!
OP, I have a hunch that they will be back unless there are other hedges in your neighborhood.

I would give it a few days and they'll be back. If it is an affair and they literally have to quickly sneak out if the house to grab a quick 10mins, then they can't go too far with the her OH being suspicious (if it is who you think it is).

I suppose leaving them alone hasn't occurred to you ?

Can you do like they did in Austria when people kept peeing in the bushes? Put a big sign, warning, snakes!