SO how many of you have a 'zombie plan'?

[TheArmadillo]

hve been forced to ask this by dp and lodger.

If zombies happened what would you do?

I don't have one - apparently this is unusual Have never even considered it.

SO do you have a zombie plan?

My chicken is not gay

And I have an imposter who everyone thinks is me, and now everyone thinks my dh would put his finger up a zombie's arse.

I have a pet Zombie called Zelda. She is quite tame. I rescued her from a bunch of marauding peasants who claimed she had eaten their children. Well, maybe she had but only cause their dogs tasted so foul.

Your children are welcome to come and pet her if it will help put their minds at rest.

They do have to wear an iron glove though, just in case. I'm not insured you see.

Gay Chicken

To be fair, your DH sounded pretty funny in the original imposter post. If slightly gross.

right Bettys (guessed you must be near me with that name ), see you at the top of Sutton Bank then with the other survivors...I have an edible fungus book!

I posted that message incognito by mistake, actually. Was being you on another thread. And now CAN'T REVEAL MY TRUE IDENTITY!

My dp is very funny, actually and I am proud of his little Zombie Plan. And by the fact that he could respond so quickly when I asked him.

Ahhh ...

C'mere then, oh phoney one ...

Anyone up for a game with Zelda then?

No gay chicken here.

(secretly flattered though of course)

Oh, I don't care

If you out me, I will out YOU!

My dear, I have been outed so many times that it's all old news by now.

are we allowed to guess? cos i'm thinking hunker or vvvqv....

I don't know who it is but it's getting very confusing and making my eyes cross.

Custy, I don't normally stand up for dogs, but from my observations of dog-walkers in the woods, possession of one would put you in the group that would keep society functioning after the nuclear attack. Do you not want the responsibility?

Furthermore, wouldn't there be some added security in having a food-taster?

WRONG! You will never guess anyway......

hmmm. who goes mwahaha a lot?
hunker does....
so did flamesparrow (what happened to her?)

Look at me in my eyeball.

Not Hunker. Or FS.

Whaddaya mean "what happened to her"? I'm halfway down the thread!!

Anyway... have asked DH... he looked a tad baffled, asked why, and then told me "We'll wing it" followed by "Or go to the Winchester".

As you can see, we're well suited

(And since you asked... Mwahahahaha)

i can't be arsed to read the thread but asked DP and he said he would either leg it (his words) or join em

we do apparently live near a nuclear bunker for govermnet employees so my option would be to find it and go there lol!

Flamesparrow . i feel so now. i just felt like i hadn't 'seen' you for ages. oh dear lord that's no better is it.

lmao I don't think I've ever been "missed" before so its quite nice.

Spending far too much time trying to set up shop and not enough MNing... pretty much only lurking on post natal thread and nappies!

an your msn is never on

May have a website shop solution for you in a few months that is super duper easy to operate but have to go now so no time to mail. Will be on later form abouit erm 9ish but if your not around i will mail x

I'll try and be on!

OK - we have to preserve this thread for posterity (and for reference in case it actually happens, obviously), so where should it go? Health? Travel (short haul or long haul)? Geeky Stuff?

Geeky stuff