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Things you really should have known sooner...

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TheDodgyEnd · 10/10/2017 12:50

I’ve just learned that Casablanca is not in South America at all and is, in fact in Morocco! Who knew 🙄🤦🏼‍♀️
Anyone else got any tidbits they learned far too late in life?

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TheDodgyEnd · 10/10/2017 16:22

I’m enjoying these they make me feel less silly. I’m sure I have plenty more - I did know someone who thought Iraq was somewhere between Birmingham and Wales Confused

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StrongerThanIThought76 · 10/10/2017 16:59

I taught a class of 12/13 year olds last week. Half of them genuinely didn't realise that ducks can fly (having only mostly seen them swimming or waddling about pecking for bread I suppose?!)

TheDodgyEnd · 10/10/2017 17:05

@StrongerThanIThought76 I only learned this much later than I should have!!!

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TheDodgyEnd · 10/10/2017 17:06

Also my sister only realised when she called my grandma worthless that it’s not the same thing as priceless!

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MrsJayy · 10/10/2017 17:09

I also didn't knowtill today that cape verde was in Africa ithought it was an island off the south of France Blush

TheQueenOfWands · 10/10/2017 17:14

I didn't know Casablanca was a real place until recently.

Thought it was just for the film. Like Narnia or Westeros.

RandomUsernameHere · 10/10/2017 17:18

Until recently I thought penguin was pronounced PINGuin. Still don't quite believe it.

WristBitch · 10/10/2017 17:24

Erm I thought capers were tiny Fish —off to google what are capers—

WristBitch · 10/10/2017 17:26

Where’s my struck out thing gone!!!! Why’s is it now working help

MrsJayy · 10/10/2017 17:28

You are thinking of anchovies capers are not green peppercorns either 😕

WristBitch · 10/10/2017 17:28

test

fucking iOS 11 and auto punctuation

WristBitch · 10/10/2017 17:30

MrsJay you are correct I just googled and then suddenly realised I did know that 🤦🏼‍♀️

MrsJayy · 10/10/2017 17:31

Capers are their own thing I thought they were peppercorns

DaisyRaine90 · 10/10/2017 17:32

How to use an iron Shock

CakeyHoohaa · 10/10/2017 17:33

That Portsmouth is an Island. Since when?!

BulletFox · 10/10/2017 17:36

About everything? Confused

allegretto · 10/10/2017 17:36

I used to think capers were fish too!

Soubriquet · 10/10/2017 17:38

The following always comes up

Pineapples grow on the ground in big fields

It's hang gliding NOT hand gliding

LonginesPrime · 10/10/2017 17:49

Also my sister only realised when she called my grandma worthless that it’s not the same thing as priceless!

Brilliant! Grin

And MissFlashpants - I'm curious: what did you think 'misled' meant then?

EdmundCleverClogs · 10/10/2017 17:59

Oh, I know someone who thought broccoli grew on actual trees. Not a child, an adult in their 20's.

Not really another 'didn't know', more a silly 'didn't connect' one. I completely missed in Game of Thrones that Bran is probably called what he is, because it's Welsh for raven. Read all the books and watch up to about series 3 until the dots connected Hmm.

Battytwatty · 10/10/2017 18:04

I thought Freddy Flintoff and Andrew Flintoff were brothers, or cousins. I actually thought one was better looking than the other. My cricket loving DH was astonished

MiddlingMum · 10/10/2017 18:05

I was well into my teens before I realised that unicorns weren't simply extinct Blush

MrsJayy · 10/10/2017 18:07

Batty me too up until freddie started appearing on telly programmes I thought Freddie &Andrew were brothers 😀 tbf I don't follow cricket but still what a numpty

TheDodgyEnd · 10/10/2017 18:07

‘Pinguin’ sounds vair vair posh!

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TheDodgyEnd · 10/10/2017 18:08

@CakeyHoohaa whaaaa???

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