Is my hedgehog fucked? (Pics)

[JollyBobs]

DS turns 1 this week. Be honest, is this the stuff of nightmares? Will the children at his party be scarred for life?

He is a magnificent beast but maybe tone down his thousand yard stare a little - he has a definite look of Marlon Brando in Apocalypse Now ('... the horror ... the horror ...')

Oh my.

That hedgehog has the creeping dreads for sure.

He looks very tasty though.

Op please can you come back so we can check out the real hedgehog birthday cake when the time arrives? I cried with laughing the other night reading this thread, thank you op😂😂😂

Oh god it's shit! But I luff you for it

Is it just me or has anyone else being thinking about this hedgehog all week?

I am more emotionally invested in this thread and Methhog II than I am in my job right now.

Only slightly exaggerating.

The more you see him, the more he kind of grows on you. In fact JollyBobs, would you mind if I used your hedgehog as my screensaver?

Ha! JollyHog has made the big time.

I told DH last night if he wanted a hedgehog cake for his birthday, he's seen the thread so knew exactly what I meant. He said yes I'm going to put those teeth on his though.

Sir hoglington the first has been disposed of in a humane way (had to be binned as not only did it look like road kill, it also tasted like the devils gouch)

Chopping board looks like a crime scene.

I haven't forgotten about you all, I promise I will report back when I've cocked it up again.

Stand back, nothing to see here..

Oh my christ I'm dying laughing at this Jollybobs

Shamelessly following this...
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Hedge (topiary?) and hog

Hahahaaa! Can't wait to see the next one.

Remember Nanny Ogg's hedgehog song!

Name change to jollyhogs?
Or hedgybobs?

@MollyHuaCha crack on, I hope it brings you joy and a certain element of 'well it could be worse'

I want to add this taxidermy beauty in support of the hog santa above. I'm also pasting a screenshot as it has sold & will probably be taken down soon. Made my kids cry with laughter - we stopped off at the antiques warehouse on a holiday day out.

Fucking hilarious.... seriously what is it with the teeth that make me howl with laughter!

Looking forward to your next attempt OP

Bloody brilliant!

RIP Jollyhog I

Long live Jollyhog II!

So he didn't even taste nice?

What did you do OP?

This is the best thread I have ever read on here. Was laughing so loud I woke my daughter up! Crystal meth hog 😂😂😂

It's not a laughing matter, he's in rehab. He better be off the hard stuff by Saturday!

@Crunchymum I have no idea. Tasted a mix between sweaty socks and wee.

The cats have stalked off my bed in indignation & disgust at my giggling over the (mis)adventures of Sir Hoglington. Am agog at thought of Methog Mk 2...