Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

#soproud! An inspiration to us all! (well, no, that's not strictly true - the human Mortificados seem to be obsessed with religion and/or sex)

Do be careful, presumably you'll be having to use liquid oxygen up there, I've heard that can be a bit of a bugger if you haven't got excellent intermix control.

Dragon

I wondered where he'd got them from.

Bollocks, PhDs are the equivalent of A Levels now with all this dumbing down, DrDragon.

Muuuuuuuuuummmmmm!

I accidentally swallowed a pendent I found and now my throat hurts and there's... hair....

It's sooooo unfair

I hate you

You're welcome 2kids. Been there and it ain't pretty.

Hey kid, need help getting into university? I don't mean to brag but I do now run Oxford's astrophysics department (meant to tell you dad!) after that successful journey to space.

How did that, cough, one unsuccessful term at college go for you again prince?

Told you we should have eaten him.

I only went there for the connections as you know, DrDragon. Mummy was hoping I'd find a wife there.

Thanks dr
Can you teach me? 😍

Oh, do be careful in Oxford, the pair of you its an awfully dangerous place compared to the relative safety and sanity of Mortificadia. I gather its full of barmy murderous academics, and the local constabulary can never catch the murderer until at least another two or three have been bumped off, they spend too much time drinking ale.

God this thread is a total Mindfuck!

It's nearly full!

I could trim it round the edges, Co-Queen?

God this thread is a total Mindfuck!

Are you referring to the 'Emperors' supposed superfine yarn? What passes for his wits certainly do seem to have been addled.

This thread has been a hilarious read. Thanks all!

I voted classics, if you don't vote it won't go in 😁

Should finish as we started, drunk debauchery and inappropriate rumpy pumpy.

I'm up for that brother (the wine not the sex. This isn't Game Of Thrones after all)

God knows how closely we are really related, Princess. Looking at this family, half-siblings at best, different species entirely possible .

And now I failed to use my Mortificado name. Hrmph

Whoops sorry bro, tripped over a centaur and this cloaking spell is a bit trigger happy.

Enough of your insults dragon are you forgetting I come from The School of Mortificado? I've seen your files.

Bit quiet tonight. Amateurs, boozing on the weekend.

Lure them out with food. I hear centaur makes good burgers. Don't tell the inquisition.

whoops, sorry, I forgot that whereas the other members of the royal household wear flameproof robes, your 'clothes' leave you unprotected. Still, that'll save you on a chest wax.

Does the Emperor (or anyone else) need a chest wax?

I can do that using the MortificadoInquisition's boiling torture wax. I only charge a small fee.

I can do legs and eyebrows too, also bikini line, bit not Brazilians or any of that fancy stuff - especially if it involves princessMortificado's well-used bits.

I am a member of the Holy See, after all.

I'm a bit worried about your preoccupation with my foof 2kids

I'll see if I can order in, shall I Emperor?