Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

FFS the pair of you - get a room!

Oh dont give her ideas, a human sock-puppet hybrid doesnt bear thinking about.

You're right, Dragon, especially as - isn't she a Ghost as well? (I lose track of her incarnations , relationships , and offspring)

Stop your sniggering, this looks great on me! All the subjects said so. And sis is clearly drunk. Hang on... do we have subjects?

Sorry, O great Emperor, but I think the last servant was eaten by PrincessMortificado's fanny lady garden. It was full of dragons or centaurs or vipers or something after her assignation with a polytheistic deity, Your Magnificence.

I do believe, though, O Generous and Most Munificent Beloved of All the Montificados, that there was a peasant yonder, but I know not who he is, nor where nor what his dwelling, though I understand he lives a good league hence, underneath the mountain, right against the forest fence, by St Mortificado's fountain.

Sorry - satnav error - St Agnes' fountain. As you were, of Father of a Thousand Farts.

If you want me to find the peasant and bring him to you, as the former Pope I have Friends in the InquisitionMontificado, I can contact them, for a small fee . . .

On my flights over the kingdom, I think I can spot a few lurking peasants, but most - not to mention, many surviving members of the Mortificado family - have fled to other realms. I'm half-considering taking up permanent residence in the land of the harpies myself.

I'm half-considering taking up permanent residence in the land of the harpies myself.

What? Essex?

Well that's just bloody great isn't it? I finally get a position of power and everyone sods off. Suppose I'll just wait till sis single foofedly repopulates the place anyone got a cloak? Only this exceedingly fine thread is getting a bit nippy.

33 pages in and I can vouch that you are the Original QueenMortificado!

BumWad You vouch for nothing!

I am the OriginalQueenMortificado!

Ahem. I'm still here Original. We'll have none of that thank you!

Thanks BumWad

Suppose I'll just wait till sis single foofedly repopulates the place

I doubt that will take long.

Oh - Your Queenship, you're back.

(,bows low and then scrapes, whatever that is>)

Would you like a special Papal service to re-invest you in your Queendom?

As ex-Pope I will be delighted to officiate at the ceremony, for a small fee.

Your Majesty, please avert your gaze from the would-be usurper styling himself as 'Emperor', he doesn't seem aware he's parading around in the nuddy. Would you like me to incinerate escort him and the various other fake monarchs off the premises?

I keep telling you it's magic fidgywidgy thread and a sign of very important emperordom. Where's that executioner when you need him?

Need her. (Warning: Misgendering someone who wields a large axe may get you permanently deleted). I think she's lying low now the one true Queen has reappeared, looking splendid in this season's rose gold crown.

looking splendid in this season's rose gold crown.

That's EXACTLY what I'm wearing!

Very pretty it is too, and a wise choice when there are dragons around - we value proper high caret gold which is, uh, gold coloured.

What ho, prior Queen!

I was anointed by GodMortificado Himself!

But I'm a reasonable henchwoman. How about a joint reign?

Whoops my mistake. Bit hard to tell when it's an executioner, really should update those outfits, couldn't identify a dragon in one really. Wonder where we get more of this magic thread.

Does that hipster have any step mum? I presume that's where you got that crown...

I made the same mistake myself, 'emperor' , easily done with that hood and musculature.

And now I'd better point out to the executioner that GodMortificado claims to be 'mother of dragons', so you'd better hope she didn't hear that 'himself'.

Pardon??? Que se passe-t-il ici?

Lareine... Japanese rock band right? You must know all the latest fashion tips, where'd you get more of this fine thread I'm wearing?

And why are you speaking French? Je ne comprend pas!

What?