Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

Warm and dark, warm and dark, where the hell am I, and why does that dozy cow keep offering me pomegranate seeds?

Prince, don't you dare eke out my inheritance. I will return! And I'll be more powerful than you can imagine. If you can stop Sister exercising that is.

No I don't want any pomegranate, thank you, please go away - yes away! Shoo

Executioner

There will be no overthrowing of mummy, SubjectsOfMortificado. It is the natural order. Our paths in life are different. I'm born to rule, you are born to serve. None of them is better than the other, just different.

I'm sure the various popes, momes and sisters can confirm it is god-given, as is their own elevated status.

Your inheritance, DPrincess? Whatever for? You'd only have got married if you lived. You would have been given some lovely linen and silver, which I shall keep for you in case you do return.

I'm sure the various popes, momes and sisters can confirm it is god-given, as is their own elevated status

You gotta be a special kind of person to look this good in gold-embroidered leather. Also, capable of great circumspection with regards to communion whisky.

Here - my elevated status was achieved by climbing this here ladder to catch bats for the barbecue.

I take full credit for being a Self-Made Pope.

Prince - there's more of us than you mate

Also divine right to rule is so 5 centuries ago

God giveth and God can damn well taketh away prince and sister - I'm looking at you

Hey, I've been a good Sister! I've liberally distributed communion, fought against pretenders to the throne of Your high Popiness, freed godly YoungPretender, whose only crime was to pretend to be a pirate for a lark, and made sure the Saintly Censer never ran out of Sacred Sugar!

God! Help me!

I mean, it's right and proper that the world revolves around me, but it's pretty lonely here in the planet's core!

Think of the children

Not entirely sure where one stands on ghosts.... what's it worth ghost?

I dunno God, is it worth me hiding the evidence down here of Asgardians creating the earth, not some divine omnipotent mother of dragons we both know?

Yeah, and if you're to believed, she's not even mother-of-dragons, you are. S

Sorry, that S was random not some sort of hiss, you try using an iPad with huge beclawed feet.

Hi dad! Hope everything's good at home. Miss you, obviously.

People here have been fairly friendly for the most part, given the claws and scales at all. I've gone to almost all my lectures and not eaten any household pets.

Thing is, I may need an advance on my student loan.

Who knew accommodation was so expensive when you've burnt one halls of residence to the ground along with a priceless library?

So, like, if you could perhaps dig into the vault, I'd be so grateful. It's getting pretty cold out.

Thanks in advance dad, love you, miss you, mwah xxxx

P.s. I've enclosed some laundry

Who in my name do the think created the nine realms in the first place?

It's not evidence, the Asgardian children are just messy little fuckers. Dropping their clutter around the realms. (Although if you see Thor, tell him I said hi and ask him if he's single now)

Sure, no problem (#soproud). Most of the gold is mine anyway, and I don't think they'll argue with you ... a dragon with an Masters in Chemical Engineering should put their bickering into perspective.

I'm afraid I overdried the laundry... have some more gold.

What exactly do you want me to do ghost?

I mean resurrections don't actually go well in my experience.

If you're not careful, best case is people think you're the new messiah and follow you in hoards. Or are convinced you are still alive and well and shopping in Asda (Elvis).

I kind of knocked it on the head after that wacko fella. Ok, so I wasn't paying attention during his lifetime and missed the fact he was 45% plastic. There were old bits of him resurrecting all over the place. It was deeply disturbing to see random bits of nose hopping about.

Oh, one more thing, if you're around Selwyn College don't eat their 'cat'... www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-28966001

Oh my god you're the best you're the best thank you!

Graduation next week, I've put you down for 8 tickets for extra leg room.

Feels like I've only been here a day.

Blink and you miss it eh xxxxxx

Oh come on, that hardly counted as a "household" pet.

Anyway, if they haven't noticed the replacement by now, they never will.

Blimey, I'd heard they had short terms.

I'm afraid your 'birth' mother seems to be stuck in the centre of the earth, not that she ever took any interest or responsibility for you up till now.

Ummm...hesitate to ask but what was the 'replacement'?

Well...

(Not the brightest bunch at Selwyn)

(But then they do let me identify as an aeroplane, which is no end of fun)