Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

No , StudentsDragonofMortificado - she'll ignore you (because you make her feel old) until there is a clutch go Grand-Dragons to fuss over - then she will become a nightmare and never leave you and your OH alone.

Believe me, as Pope I've seen it over and over.

*of, not go - obviously!

What are we going to do with all these humagons and dragumans? Illegitimate but otherwise perfectly honourable Mortificados used to join the clergy (see sister and the pope). But we can't have fire-breathing nuns and winged priests, can we?

Maybe the dragons can raise them, where's our old nanny? She might help, too.

What are we going to do with all these humagons and dragumans?

Bung an advert on Pets4Homes/Gumtree/EBay etc - "Rare opportunity to own one of these sought-after designer Dragumans (always put the sire's species first). Unusual colours, have the best of both species in this unusual cross. Easy to train, hypoallergenic, brought up with children, cats (actually - might be better not to mention the cats . . . hypoallergenic. Be the first in your street etc"

You know - the usual stuff . . .

Oh - I would ask for at least 800 Munnies for them - don't let them gocheap -people won't value them.

Failing all of this - put them down the toilet.

You ate most of them in ovo you bastards. The one which remains is (a) the size of a plane and (b) is now an MEng (Cantab) - have you thought through the implications of an intelligent flying firebreather with a degree in Chem Eng? If you really want to try to sell, you should be thinking Mega Munnies to the military TBH.

Right.

The good news: I've finally learnt to fly. The bad news: I'm in Australia.

Does anyone know if I get on a plane, will I just sit there in midair as it soars off?

And God, I've had a very informative chat with Odin and I know all about the "incident" which you called Noah's Ark, pervert. I don't want the help of anyone who does that intentionally to a dinosaur.

If you ask nicely, your newly-graduated offspring might come and get you. Superfast, that kid. (#soproud)

Believe me, as Pope I've seen it over and over.

You are not the Pope. The clue is rather in the name PapalYoungPretenderMortificado.

I am the Pope. If I hadn't excommunicated you already, I'd do it again for locking me in the wine cellar. Although I did have a religious out of body experience with SisterMortificado so it wasn't all bad. It was the height of Papal Ecstasy let me tell you.

So that leaves Honeydragon, TheMortificadosDragon and Teenagedragon. I survived because I am so wet.

The Babydragons are dragumen and Halfbloodprince humagon, were they fireproof?

The cat turned out to be fireproof too, remember.

And I sheltered the corgis under my wings.

Grandpa and the princess are beyond the reach of flame, and God (insofar as she exists) is probably also immune.

Ffs you Mortifcados are harder to kill than Bobby Ewing

Suppose that's why we are so numerous. That and a bit of sexual incontinence.

It would be unwise to pursue a dragon without fireproofing, though I doubt those slayer brutes thought of it. Who's responsible for cleaning around here?

The neighbour is still around I suspect. Last seen stringing eleventy billion Christmas lights outside the house and blocking everyone in...

And please don't forget the childrenofMortificado

And where's the fucking queen?

Excuse me. The mess seems to have set off my cloaking spell.

Think of us

That HoneyDragon needs to be reported for breaking talk guidelines. I mean, if setting fire to the whole thread isn't 'inflammatory behavior' I don't know what is.

(Whispers from the grave)

I believe it was arson with intent to endanger life

As I'm dead it was successful intent.

That HoneyDragon needs to be reported for breaking talk guidelines

I rather think MNHQ gave up years ago.