Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

Just take a look at the Princess's foof. It's carnage down there, total destruction. Took a pope to get her upduffed again.

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MORTIFICADO INQUISITION

Hey, I can stop any time I want Inquisitor so back off!

Would you like this nice perfectly ripe lovely avocado carefully ripened by the CookToTheMortificados?

Boak

Quiet down brother. I've heard quite enough about sister's excursions. Speaking of which she was seen sneaking around the dragon stables and one of the beasts is missing... you wouldn't know anything about that?

HalfBloodPrinceMortificado you too are summoned to give evidence before THE MORTIFICADO INQUISITION

in the matter of

The Princess Mortificado and Unlawful Congress With Dragons

As much as I would sincerely love to attend such a circus, I do have a dragon to return. I'm sure you will appreciate that The School of Mortificado does not adhere to your bureaucracy and thus I'm not required to attend.

Psst Halfblood is half- dragon, too. Daddy did it before Princess. Forgot which dragon dropped THAT egg. Prince my foot.

Your foolishness astounds me brother. I daresay that dragon blood would preferable to the lewd debauchery this family is known for but I require no such heritage to leave you singed.

Ah!

MORTIFICADOINQUISITION
There you are, your Inquisitorialnessosity.

This Papal Pretender needs to be inquisited. Probably the Princess, too. And all the dragons.

Also, the wine cellar is empty. No reason.

The School of Mortificado does not adhere to your bureaucracy and thus I'm not required to attend.

Bwhahahahahaha HalfBloodPrinceMortificado.

Thou little foolish child. EVERYONE HAS TO ADHERE TO THE BUREAUCRACY TYRANNY OF THE MORTIFICADO INQUISITION.

Especially the School of Mortificado. We have a lot of "intelligence" about the Dean let me tell you who proved to be most... ahem... co-operative after a tad of .... well let's call it persuasion.

I think you'll find the clergy can be very persuasive.

Yes, I'm quite aware of your 'persuasion' having seen the cctv footage leading to my being here. I'm not sure it's wise to pursue this matter but if you must insist, I'll send for the 'evidence' right away...

THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ALL MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS?

DAAAAAAAD

Well that was painful.

Mama, Papa, I will return from Cambridge a better dragon, ready to fight the injustices of this universe which destroyed our family.

And I WILL expect the Mortificado Inquisition.

(Also could you do this laundry and I'm taking the cafetière?)

Interesting. It doesn't appear safe for you here little one. Fly to the school and collect the tapes and you'll have a home with the greatest dragon handler The School has to offer.

powerful amulet you've found here. How about a scholarship?

Cambridge?

De-lurking to say this thread was the first thing I thought about when I woke up this morning
Has to be a classic surely?

Anyone want to share an airbnb with me? Great view of The Tower, reckon I will need to stay another eight nights.

Then I'm off to France for a research project with Grandmama Guillotine.

Holy shit ... I had the weirdest dream last night about giving birth to forty eight dragons.

Wait, did I just walk through that wall?