Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

I'm so cross that I probably won't tell many of you the antidote....you did know that dragon egg is toxic to humans?

Oh and just in case you get any ideas. I have this guy on my side. He is Natsu Dragneel. A Dragon Slayer with the magic guild known as Fairy Tail.

MORTIFICADO fistbump

I appreciate the gesture, but I can't make a fist...I don't have thumbs.

Meow.

Yes, I recognised my error upon posting, acatcalledmortificado. But suspected my post got lost in the carnage that ensued so did not correct myself.

Apologies for the discriminatory faux paux.

Natsu? Oh, you mean Stan! dragon slayer my arse. fairy tail oh bugger, you really shouldn't make a dragon snort with derision, I accidentally incinerated the harmless youth.

YoungPretender, you're a fine example of a hoomin slave.

you singed my notebook! AND my eyebrows! Right that's it I'm turning over all responsibility for law and order round here to THEMORTIFICADOINQUISITION. I'm off to check out the neighbours new patio furniture and examine some penguin bollards...

Psst, dragon. Natsu was raised by igneel, King of the fire dragons. Fire doesn't harm him in any way. (Not even making this up. This is all true...well anime, but still, I didn't make it up. Someone else did )

Fail

Now I really am going to.bed!

That was an accident fgs, just a bit of collateral damage.

HRF - well, I'm sure thats what he told you when you hired him but the sad pile of ashes sort of refutes that. TBF I was superheated on account of being so cross at the wanton consumption of unborn dragons, which I do realise you had no part in.

He eats fire (seriously...Google this shit!)

Argh. I need to sleep. Why am I still talking to a dragon?!

You really can't trust everything you read online, you know.

Right that's it I'm turning over all responsibility for law and order round here to THEMORTIFICADOINQUISITION. I'm off to check out the neighbours new patio furniture and examine some penguin bollards...

We are now in charge of law and order as well as the Inquisifistication stuff.

So you Mortificados better buck up your ideas otherwise we'll have to get the Mortificops back.

Some of us Inquistorialisationers are off to the theatre now to see MortificAdo About Nothing by William Mortificado.... but we will be back shortly. The rest of us are watching you. Watching.

MUMMY! It's worse than last night!

Wine cellar is empty, I think they've been drinking whatever they found in the court sorcerer's cellar!

The adverse reaction to dragon egg toxin won't be helping. Serves them right.

I know where the dragonlings came from. It was my sister. She of the loose morals had a dingaling with a visiting dragon. And laid eggs.

Those dragonlings will grow boobs and long hair in good time, because they are mixed-species.

Mortificops I do hope certain...anonymous...complaints were fully and properly logged?

Also, the cook has fucked off, does anyone know where she keeps the avocados?

does anyone know where she keeps the avocados

You REALLY don't want to know. Apparently they ripen better in such environs.

< Taking TheQueenSnortsAvocados>

ONLY MORTIFICADOS HERE

Not avocados. Or filthy vegetable or is it a fruit snorters.

Interesting theory, Prince - might explain why they were so ill mannered compared to purebred dragons.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE MORTIFICADO INQUISTION

PrinceMortificado you are summoned to give evidence before the Inquistificatorialamungos about the alleged unlawful congress between PrincessMortificado and "a visting dragon".

If this is proven to be true it is an offence against God and nature.

The Chief Inquistatorialist is already getting excited about the evil punishments that can be visited upon a fabulobestialist.

Doubt you'll come up with a worse punishment than laying dragon eggs thoug, they're huge.