Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

You have been captured by THEMORTIFICADOINQUISITION, HRF

Cease and desist ye henceforth!

NEVER!

how do you like your eggs, RoyalFatty?

I don't want eggs! I want my throne!

Stupid cat

Where is the MORTIFICADO cat?

X post relief.

MORTIFICADO fistbump

I don't know what you are all taking about but clearly as a Duchess (one who wouldn't think to throttle you with a bath robe cord) I win...... #boom

Ello ello ello what's going on here then? We had a 101 call about some dragons and a ruckus?

Fried? Confited? Fertilised??

Flaming dragons. Destroying my castle.

king you are getting nowhere near my lady parts. I've heard about your shenanigans.

(picks up cat by tail. swings it round hear 3 time and throws in direction of Mortificops)

head

and I'VE heard all about your throne.(winks)

My throne? You stole it! I was away on "business"

you mean the business of stealing the Mortificado crown jewels and whipping the MortificadoInquisition into a state of indignation and fury.

Be gone with you before I get MortificadoExecutioner to set the dragons on you.

Now now we can't be having any stealing. Have you got a receipt for that throne fatty?

I did not touch your crown jewels! how dare you accuse me of such heinous crimes?!

Anyway I am off to the royal bed chamber. When I awaken I expect you mortifiscum to be gone from my Kingdom

I'm VERY CROSS and you really do not want to be near a very cross dragon.turn my back for a while do do vital dragon stuff, and get back to find you've eaten defenceless unborn dragons.

bad dragons... Crown Jewels... shenanigans... ducks rogue cats... no receipts... can you smell a BBQ?

I'm off for a washdown. All this excitement left me feeling quite sticky..