Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

Up yours, MORTIFICADOINQUISITION

You jus' a buncha cushion-wielding surges-fri supres - frit (,takes deep breath>) SURPRISE-FRAITNErs - oh, bollox

You rubbish, you are.

Call 'selves a Inquis'n - Inqu- thingy - You haven' even gorra torsha - torshachmber. [hic]

You jus' a loadda jobsworths [hic]

Anyway - that other Pope - the one inna cellar- -got NOTHIN"! 'S me got the MUNNY anna COFFERS. Jus' rem'em' that, Pal, when you threaten' people [hic]

An' the confit dragnz eggz. Got the eggz. Got the eggz, aswell.

So there.

Goin' asleep now . . . .

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Well, I haven't seen her...

Wha-?

Oh MortificadoGod, my head - gonna be sick . . .

Ah! ExecutionerMortificado is there a vacancy for the position of Wife of King Mortificado? This could be my moment.

come on mistress, stop talking and let's go. What is it with you women and talking.

Papal, keep an eye on O while I'm attending to business upstairs. If he tries to make a move from behind the dragons, get the buttery soldiers on him.

Come on Missy (retreats up tower staircase with a swagger and a leer)

Don't be fooled, mistress, that's the Zero King, not the Big O King!

Oh.

Or should that be 0. Or 0.

I think I've just been had in all senses.

Big O. Oh yesssss!!

What the hells going on here?!
What are you doing in my castle?
Honestly. I go away on business for a few days and you mortificados try to take over my Kingdom?!

Now...the lot of you... GET OUT OF MY CASTLE!

AND TAKE THE BLOODY DRAGONS WITH YOU.

Sorry, bit of rumpy pumpy with the actual Queen. You were saying?

This domain is exclusive use of MORTIFICADOS.

(And the odd forrin' dragon types)

Away with ye, Fattyness!

Don't mess with the Mortificados

get out of my tower.

It's MY tower, MY castle and MY kingdom! You can't just appear while I'm busy and try to take over!

I hate cats.

I'm gonna need a bigger axe...

NOBODY EXPECTS THE MORTIFICADO INQUISITION

OI HerRoyalFattyness you are coming with us. Only Mortificados here.

This is a local castle for local people.

You can't take me away! This here is my fucking castle!

Actually I think you'll find it's my castle... at least for the moment... having been installed on the throne by my supporters Uncle Mortificado.

The Soothsayers tell me I'll be here for at least a week... probably 9 days.

I never wanted any of this. I'm just a pawn of my uncle.

Out with ye!

We Mortificados may be preoccupied with in-fighting but when will come together against a common foe...

Arf with her head! (Or just put her in the Tower?)

You don't mess with me or my hoomin slaves, Fatty!

You'll never take my head!
There's too much fat to cut through

Whew! LadyJaneMortificado

Glad you are back.