Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

There'll be no baby dragons on my watch thank you! 👀

Furry? WTF did those dragon hunters catch? Still, at least the scaly little dragons are safe!

Oh dear, seems I'm two pages too late!

I had other godly things to do!

dragons I hope you are paying CMS!!

gods are never consistent but you are supposed to be 'mother of dragons'.

Mater!

And Children I love your posts although appear unnoticed I have snorted many times

CMS? Look, I may have assumed responsibility for these charming little critters, but I've no idea where they came from. Either you, or some other lady dragon, and maybe something to do with the runty coal-lover who was around earlier.

Cook - got any avocados?

I'm sorry ma'am, as I promised at the intervention, the answer's no.

That's no way to speak to your mother and god dragon now go to your room or I'll send George after you.

Bugger. I'll bet the Prince knows where to get some.

Meh. I'm an atheist, you're just a figment of someones imagination. I was only talking to you because being knocked out earlier left me a bit confused.

And George is a myth.

Thank you for thinking of the children funko

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What?

Is that FalsePopeMortificado still in the vatican cellars curdling the wine with his antics with SisterMortificado and PrincessMortificado?

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I've decided I prefer Popery to YoungPretendedy. You get better frocks.

FauxYoungPretenderMortificado - help yourself to the throne (if you can get the Queen off it - she sticks like a limpet!)

I've locked the FauxPope and His Holy Strumpets in the wine cellar - I'm taking over now.

HoneyDragon - if you would be good enough to devour the FauxPope and his would-be successor, CardinalMortificado, you may have the Holy Whisky you will find in SIsterMortificado's knickers (though you may not want it - I understand that the contents of her knickers are an acquired taste. . . )

If you want me I will be swanning about in fancy vestments and excommunicating people.

Is there any sign of my garden furniture yet?

oh FGS don't give her whisky.

YES!!!!!

Parking thread!

Cancel the cheques everyone, and grab the popcorn!

Oy, you there, "pa". I've got a bone to pick with you.

Oh I bet you thought I'd stay small and scaley for ever didn't you? Well thanks to that magic amulet the dragon hunter was wearing, you were wrong!

LOOK WHO'S FLYING NOW DAD

if that is even your name

< . . . fan>

Sorry - was taking a Papal sip of the amber nectar

aaaah!

I'm not a fan of whiskey

NextDoorToTheMortificados don't forget the fake snow machine and festive music on loop outside the house/palace.