Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

I believe at least one faction may need my services in the coming nine days. If not sooner.

HoneyDragon - Margarita?

Levicorpus!

Look, You guys. You need to cool it. The coup d'etat is set for 9 days' time and the thread is already half full. I set a reminder in my iPhone and everything (for real). Can't you just all party yourselves into a stupor for the next 7 days? I really, really want to be king.

If you mistreat the corgis, you will be grounded, and when I say grounded I mean grounded.

I hope this goes on for 9days! Best thread ever 😄

I HATE YOU I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN EVERYONE ELSE'S PARENTS LETS THEM EAT CORGIS IT'S NOT FAIR

Where does one get Paypal vestments 2kids ?

Also, guacamole anyone?

It is I - the TRUEYoungPretender formerly known as 2kids.

I am leaving the Pretender life as I much prefer the role of Pope - nice clothes with loads of embroidery, all the Communion Whiskey I can drink, and less chance of getting assassinated or executed.

Plenty of Munny in the Vatican Coffers, too - enough to buy a new set off garden furniture and a GAS barbecue. (Got some tasty free range bats for you, Honeydragon as a thank you for tearing the dungeon door off its hinges.)

I've been able to have all my Rats microchipped so if that FauxYoungPretender eats any I will know and will wreak my revenge.

Now excuse me - I have bats to barbecue.

Do be careful about making wishes in a semi-magical environment!

And don't try that old line, hardly anyone has a corgi and it's not because they've all been eaten by pubescent dragons.

UGH I CAN'T EVEN

YOU'RE SO LAME

I have bats to barbecue.

I can help with that, for a percentage.

Psssst, TeenageDragons.

Calm down, come and help with the bats. Perfect opportunity to practice your simultaneous flying and flaming.

Why are there lots of crispy corgis in the Papal Palace?

Is this anything to do with those adolescent dragons that are hanging about all over the place, and hiding behind the Papal bike sheds to have a smoke?

They're symbolic, those corgis. Not sure what of, but they're symbolic.

How very dare you, YoungPretenderMortificado? I AM a real Mortificado you unpleasant young upstart!

You are theFaux Pretender, but you can be the real one now, as I am now Pope.

You can have the throne (though I suspect that ExecutionerMortificado will be trying his axe out on you when QueenMortificado gets wind of your schemes.

I like being Pope - I've got a SwissMortificadoGuard to protect me, a MortificadoNuncio to - do whatever he does, not quite sure what that is, and two sets of Papal vestments in case one set goes wrong . . .

Here - have an Indulgence. And there's more where that come from

I like the idea of Paypal vestments for the Pope.

Now, can anyone help me my holiday planning? How many € will I get for 500 Munnies? I'm planning 5 nights in Rome with a detour to the Vatican to grass on our Pope for breaking his vow of chastity. Will 500 Munnies be enough for meals and day trips?

Here - have an Indulgence. And there's more where that come from

What's an Indulgence? Is it something like a Ferrero Rocher?

OH SURE, BLAME ME EVEN THOUGH MY LOSER DAD STOPPED ME GETTING NEAR THEM

I HATE YOU ALL

NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME

I like Ferrero Rocher.

Oh! well if you didn't toast the corgis.... and I've not seen any other dragons round here for a while...maybe that Papal bod was hallucinating and the corgis are fine! All is forgiven! And there's no need to go behind the bike sheds to smoke, it's perfectly normal for a dragon of your age, nothing to be ashamed of.

WHATEVER I'LL BE IN MY ROOM

HATING YOU