Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

Are you sure your eggs weren't just left here by those interloping dragons? can anyone recommend a good non-species-ist parenting site?

You're too young to smoke!

No! Dogs are friends, not food. Even sausagey shaped ones. Unless I tell you otherwise, stick to '-ats': cats, bats, rats.

Have another corgi. Hate them. Will be staffies all the way when I take over.

Just don't do it again. Oh, forgot one of the larger '-at' foodgroup - 'aristocrat'. (Yes, that was a threat )

Seriously? Your letting hatchlings loose now, haven't you heard of dragon hunters?! Oh of all the feckless, idiotic, badly thought out ........

Why are you blaming me! I didn't lay the eggs - if they're not yours then there must be another lady dragon around, and they can get very possessive.

It's not me mate. I've been here years and not dropped an egg once. I'm very careful.

I bet it was God and one of her 'hilarious' immaculate conceptions

Kssst, babydragons! FETCH!

Ta, that makes up for the one that got inadvertently eaten.

OK, small dragons of uncertain parentage, take the lady's advice and beware of dragon hunters. She's a bit of a pain (my head is still sore) but she's right about that.

Sorry...I'm a bit hard of hearing. Did someone call?

Go and help cook in the kitchen, you'll be brilliant at creme brulees and flambeeing. If you behave well, she'll give you some fruit - kumquats and loquats.

Bet you don't learn that trick from 'how to train your dragon'.

Mummy, there's a dragon sitting on me!

Look here, what's going on? Something small and furry just ran right into my kitchen and ate all the starters. Then those Dragon Hunters from out east bundled it right up and left.

Aibu to complain about the stolen food? I'm supposed to be making dinner for 1,278 guests tonight!

Corgi soup for starters instead, Cook?