Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

GrandpaMortificado

You did what with my internal organs?
I didn't sign for that

You are truly blessed for making the Bishop of Rome chuckle.
In the name of the FatherMortificado etc.

Yes, PopeMortificado, your Popeliness.

Sorry, Pretender, old cog, the High Holy Hat-wearer said you can't get drunk in the cellar with us.

But I will leave your door open for you on my way out.

I, YoungPretenderMortificado, hereby declare myself PopeMontificado the Umpteenth, and with Bell (off the budgie), Book (John Grisham - can't get much better than that) and Candle (pink, birthday cake for the embellishment of) I hereby declare a Great MontificadoSchism and plunge the whole Montificadonian world into Holy War.

Sharpen your scimitars and beat your ploughshares into swords. We'll start by cleaning the cellars of the Montificadonian Vatican of the FalsePopeMontificado and his Unholy Consrt, SisterMontificado of the Whisky Knickers.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Oh, Bollox!

All I have is a Nerf Gun.

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Well hello there Pope. Nice bible

Why don't we leave these children to play amongst themselves?

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Oooooh! Vestments!

Naice!

Church of Montificado - Men in Frocks - I laike it ()

I dissapeared to Real Life for s bit and am really confused by what's going on now!

It's Real Life that's confusing - you should say here iwht us.

There have been imprisonments, excommunications and a Great Religious Schism.

And I still haven't got my garden furniture back . . .

*with

I'm eloping with the pope Mummy and there are dragons fighting with the fake pope and the dogs. Also Grandpa's back from the dead and has been murdered again. And Prince has passed out on the parapets again.

Obviously.

(TBF Queen, it's close to midnight here, so any sense I'm making is coincidental at best)

The false pretender, 2kids has got loose, I set YoungPretenderMontificado free, and last I saw Grandpa he was drinking communion Whisky.

Incidentally, O Queen, have you taken your Holy Communion of Biscuit and Whisky today?

PrincessMortificado

Well hello there Pope. Nice bible
Why don't we leave these children to play amongst themselves?

Are you hitting on His Holiness?

Because if so... do Come On Down to the Vatican Cellar my child. SisterMortificado is well on the way.

I dissapeared to Real Life for s bit and am really confused by what's going on now!

MORTIFICADO SUMMARY

I think LadyJaneMortificado is on the throne. The Prince and the YoungPretender are in the Tower. Her reign is predicted to be short - possibly 9 days.

TheDragon has killed the cat and possibly some bats as well.

2kids is having a tantrum because she can't get a Mortificado User Name so has been spurned from the fold. I have excommunicated her but she purports to start a religious schism. Alone and not a True Mortificado

Grandapa is not a zombie but in fact he has emerged from a diabetic coma. Sister thought he was a zombie and called for Papal assistance (which I how I arrived). Grandpa cannot claim the throne because once there has been a coronation in Mortificado law that's too late.

Sister is down in the Vatican Cellars with me. And it looks like Princess may be joining us too.

I think NextDoorToTheMortificados still have the garden furniture and possibly a BBQ but that's not clear.

Bless you my child QueenMortificado. In the name of the FatherMortificado, the Son Mortificado and the Holy Mortificado.

Just popping into to say how funny it is to see you Mortificados out and about on other threads.

As you were ...

Now look here!

I am Daenerys of House Mortificado, First of her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar, and the First Men, Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Queen of Meereen, kahleesi, mother of dragons and GOD.

I'm the only one in charge around here. Stop drinking my holy whiskey and holy biscuits, dragons... your mother says behave yourselves and the rest of you bloody pipe down!

Ew. I don't share with commoners Popey. But if we could arrange a private meeting, perhaps you could help me ... speak in tongues?

Oh - God. Hi there.

Forget it P, I've found someone much more divine.

GodMortificado you ain't my mother sunshine.

Think of the baby dragons

Ow. Wtf happened? One moment I was trying to innocently befriend the pretty ladydragon, and the next thing I know I've got a splitting headache and 'mother' has appeared which always means trouble.

I thought God was with gramps? Did I get that wrong?

And you behave, Princess. Until I sire a legitimate prince/ss-ling, you got a role. Once I have, you can go pop the pope.

Baby dragons? ^^

Pater!