Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

BECAUSE I CAN STILL HEAR YOU KNOW

POPE!

Thank Tea and all the Biscuits you're here!

Grandpa is a Royal Zombie. I have thrown Holy Tea at him and bashed him with the Blessed Biscuit Barrel, but no dice. He's still roaming.

How, in the name of Rich Tea do we stop him?

2kids no one will believe you without a true Mortificado username

One of us

One of us

One of us

Only true Mortificados get hot tea and naice biscuits as part of communion, y'know. Everyone else gets cold, weak tea and the broken ones.

That's what you think, Sister. From my lofty perch atop the Tower, I've observed that most of the Mortificados have been trotting along to the other church since the time of King Mortificado VIII. You might want to tread carefully - not that I object to a bit of burning at the stake of heretics of course...

Sister

Try some whisky instead?

Shit, that ruddy flameproof cat just bit me. CorgiMortificado, stop harrassing the butler and sort it out would you?

Oh do try the whisky Sister, it's very flammable medicinal.

Dragons

Do I smell heresy? We all know heresy is punished with The Broken Teabag of HELL
Also the Inquisition, wherever it's buggered off to.

Grandpa
Whisky is for those who attend Monday morning mass. A nice dram (or five) to get us all through the day.

MNHQ have sent me. Apparently you have a rougue dragon misbehaving, and I'm supposed to bring it into the fold.

Do you need backup, HoneyDragon?

If you could have a word with the corgis too, we'd be most grateful.

Hear ye, hear ye! REAL Mortificados must unite!

We are being invaded by forrin' Dragon types!

Mmm, is that a coal-scuttle you're carrying Butler?

No, Butler they are imposters! We mustn't succumb to their charm or offers of help.

Munny on the other hand, us Mortificados do like the munny

Oy! Coal-scuttles are my favourite!

Cheers Errol, I think it might need two of us. They're all a bad influence on each other.

QueenMortificado

I can't get a true Mortificado username because I can't remember the password I put into my account when I started my MN account umpteen years ago.

However my certificate of authenticity is signed by two Justices of the Peace and the Archbishop of Mortificadobury, Surely even you MortificadoPapists can accept that.

The Faux-YoungPretender has even stolen my garden furniture. It's bad enough losing the Crown, the Kingdom, and the Munny-filled Coffers, but now I can't even sip a Margarita on my own sun lounger (the fact that there is no sun is immaterial - Margaritas are appropriate for all weather conditions).

Faux-Pretender is gaily barbecuing rats on MY barbecue while I have to eat raw spiders. IT ISN"T FAIR!!!

()

I'll scream and scream until I'm sick!!!!!

Mmm, is that a coal-scuttle you're carrying Butler?

Nope - he's just pleased to see you!

(The old ones are the best )

FauxPretender Stop that racket, or I'll be forced to come down there and spank you with the Heavenly Wooden Spoon!

I keep it under my habit, ready for nonsense like that

Oooh, doesn't garden furniture burn well?

Hey pretty lady dragon, get rid of that runty little chap and come and warm your scales with me.

I'm rolling on the floor crying laughing at this.

You're all stark raving mad.

I'm mortificado for you

Dragon
It does if it's the wooden kind, but I find the metal and glass stuff just melts into a sticky mass.

Don't ask.

(it was the Pope )