Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

Well, I'm the heir and Princess is the spare. Impostor, pretender or Illegit are all the same from where I'm standing.

Mummy is talking about her hairy arse on another thread

Tribute name for you, toffeeboffin.

Hey, keep it down in there - some of us have to go to work tomorrow! I'll call the Royal Guard!!!

Finished with your noisy rumpy-pumpy, NextDoorToTheMortificados?

#wecanhearyou

I hope the NextDoorToTheMortificados family aren't the type to steal their neighbour's furniture... it would be chaos.

I'm sorry about the noise NextDoorToTheMortificados that was the sound of a successful military coup.

I am now installed on the throne by my supporters uncle mortificado and have accepted the Crown with reluctance.

YoungPretenderMortificado is now in the Tower along with PrinceMortificado. This is not my doing. I am a pawn of my uncle.

We would like our garden furniture back though when you have a moment.

NO ONE EXPECTS THE MORTIFICADO INQUISTION

all PretenderPretenders will be handed over to the MortificadoInquisition (no-one expects them . . .)

Oh.

Poke her with the soft cushions.

"Munny"

I slept through the coup. Is there still time to vie with the pretender for the throne, or is it already a done deal?

I'd give it nine days, spawn...

Righto. I have business elsewhere in the kingdom so need to go incommunicado and adopt another guise, but I will be back to claim my rightful inheritance.

There'll be no such thing thank you. Orf with your head.

Is that the real toffee boffin or the imposter?

I'm not an imposter, I'm a tribute act, milady

Waves to 5318008

OvO you can just type the old numbers only name into the username bit when you post, and it will work :)

You just can't get new numbers only names

Nice!

I'm calling the polic to log you lot.
Didn't get a wink of sleep through the raucousness!

All hail Queen Jane Mortificado.

#hungover
#erghhh

Meow.

I hate cats

That's better. Anything else need clearing up?

Everyone else just saw a dragon, right?