Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

The bats in the belfrey, Dragon, but don't get caught. They are a protected species.

Were.

Shit, sorry Spawny, didn't mean to ignite your pointy-toed shoes when I burped.

Not the cat!!! Noooooo!

Prince Can't you control your Dragon, FFS?

I will spend my day in The Tower awaiting my fate from the THEMORTIFICADOINQUISITION. I have meade and an iPhone. It will be like a spa day, don't break me out, seriously.

Last night I tried to rally my sons to assemble an army of mercenaries off with the promise of the munny but they were vomiting and feverish marauding like bandits all night. Feckless lot of boys I've spawned.

Long live the REAL Mortificados! Long live the Queen! (arf)

Morning . My head! Muuuuuum, they are all still here!

Woof!

I've TOLD mummy to get staffies. Bloody corgis.

Hurry up, hurry up!
Time for a four hour service on the evils of sexual incontinence!

I do apologise for bleeding on the rug sir. And please disregard the charred remains of the cat, I'll have housekeeping attend to it immediately.

I saw daddy coming out of your chamber this morning, SisterMortificado.

SISTER!

You can't talk boyo. I saw you face deep in your father's Mistress last night.

Oh, yes, Pretender?

Pretending we don't have it orf with the housekeeping, are we?

I'll thank you kindly to keep that to yourself Sister

Ahem. I mean, tea is served in the drawing room.

I won't show the pictures, Butler, if you don't show the video.

Careful, if you keep up these personal attacks you're asking for an inspection by MortificadoMNHQ, and if you think the Inquisition is bad...

(and don't call me a hypocrite about PAs for flaming the cat, Dragons have special dispensation )

Sister isn't very nun like!

I'm the nunniest nun you've got!

Sister is norty. Really good.

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Backward boobs

!sboob

emosewa si siht

¿ʇxǝu ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ

ɹǝɥʇɐɟ ɹnoʎ s,ʍoɥ ǝɹoɯ ou ʎluᴉɐʇɹǝɔ pu∀

¡ƃuᴉ-ʇɐɥʇ ǝɥʇ llɐ pu∀ ¡ƃuᴉƃuᴉɥʇ lɐɔᴉʇǝɹǝɥ ɹnoʎ ɟO ¡ʇuǝdǝɹ

¡noʎ sʇᴉɐʍɐ llǝH ¡SɹƎNNIS

Ha! In my day you didn't have any of this dragon and upside down nun nonsense. You lot don't know you're born.