Someone has nicked my username!

[QueenMortificado]

Name changed to this off the back of another thread a few weeks ago where I used the word Mortificado and my previous name had had Queen in it

Today I see someone else is now registered as TheQueenMortificado.

Wtf. It's myyyyy name. Aren't there rules around plagiarism like this???

TQM if you see this come forward and explain yourself!

Let's just let Dad think he's shooed us off to bed and sneak back down later to fire up the PS4.

Princess is still out galavanting.

I for one answer to no one

If I catch any of you downstairs, there will be CONSEQUENCES

Oh it's those not [ ] those isn't it... I've been away from here far too long...

Yeah? Well, when you play away from the Queen, Dad, there are also consequences.

PrincessMortificado texted, illegitimateMortificadospawn. She's been out with the ground-keeper and has the keys to the wine cellar.

Still waiting for MortificadoMNHQ to respond to this site stuff thread.

backchatting also gets consequences. No mumsnet for a week for any of you.

Oh my god I'm so drunk right now

Cuz is right.

Wait, you're not my real dad!

Look at the state of you, PrincessMortificado! Got that key then? Shall we take the bastard with us? He's been here all night.

What's a key?

Is that a dead horse?

/cue Eastenders cliffhanger theme

Meow!

I'm the only other woman you should be really concerned about Queen Mortificado.

Actually that's me.

I am the rightful Queen.

Me and Perkin Warbeck will be arriving at Mortificado Palace with a small army very shortly.

I am the YoungPretenderMortificado and you are all imposters!

The Throne, The Land and the munny are rightfully mine! Who will join my cause, take up the sword and fight for my crown while I sit safely in exile sipping Margaritas and restore me to my Rightful Place?

I must be so careful of my identity that I dare not even post My Name. Spies are everywhere (yes - I mean you, BoobyLady!)

Oh my god I'm so drunk right now

Excellent. When Princess is this lashed she doesn't stop us raiding Dad's good booze.

Munny? Snort.

Yes! MUNNY!

Of course, the Mortificado Munny (MMU)! It is our currency.

No! I am the YoungPretenderMortificado and YOU are all imposters!

(Especially you, 2kids2dogsnosense)

The munny is rightfully mine!

LIAR!

The real YoungPretenderMortificado does not DARE use {real name} and therefore has to hide behind 2kids etc for safety.

Ignore the PretenderYoungPretenderMortificado!. He she or it will lead you astray and take all your Munny, which should rightfully be put into my coffers (got to pay for those Margaritas somehow).

The SecretMortificadoPolice will sort this out, and all PretenderPretenders will be handed over to the MortificadoInquisition (no-one expects them . . .)