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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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wallaby73 · 06/02/2015 22:12

Facebook, Twitter and YouTube are indeed veritable mines of truth and academic rigour, it's well known, papers have been written, conferences had and EVERYTHING. Oh CAD, your conviction is admirable. By the way, have you heard? The earth isn't flat, no, really.......!

Baddz · 06/02/2015 22:12

"Bone fiddling"
Is that a new nvq?

CADm1nistry · 06/02/2015 22:12

For anybody who doubts that there is big money in dinosaur fraud, please watch this short video:

<iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/n1wGXBRueS8" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe>
ShipwreckedAndComatose · 06/02/2015 22:12

Wow, Eve, that's seriously fucked up..

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:13

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McFox · 06/02/2015 22:13

Dinoporn and now bone-fiddlers, fnarr fnarr :)

Madcatgirl · 06/02/2015 22:13

They let me join the group. I recommend it to you all. Comedy gold.

Enormouse · 06/02/2015 22:13

What about fauns?
Are they safe??

OublietteBravo · 06/02/2015 22:13

I don't mind if OP stays (this thread has brightened up my Friday evening).

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
EveDallasRetd · 06/02/2015 22:13

Fucking hell, if you google "crazy anti dinosaur people FB" you get shit like this

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
ICantDecideOnAUsername · 06/02/2015 22:14

CAD, can I ask you if you really, honestly, seriously think that dinosaurs (whether real (and now extinct) or a big fat lie) are the most important thing to protest about? Seriously, are a few fake/real bones and plastic toys more dangerous to our children than, say, ebola (or any other such terrible illness), terrorists, climate change, pedophiles, mass murder, dictators etc? I can think of a billion and one things more dangerous and pertinent to modern life than something that doesn't even exist anymore. It's not like dinosaurs are eating our children on the way to school.

And do you really think that a few placards will make all the paleontogists just stop and go 'Yeah, you got us Gov, it was all a big joke!'? (over to Derek...).

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 22:14

my ds has a dinosaur costume, he wore it for Halloween and took his teddy dinosaur with him!

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 22:14

This is gold. Absolute gold.

It's also like a window into fucked upville.

Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 22:15

Nooooo not the unicorns!!!
Oh the horror!!!!!

catzpyjamas · 06/02/2015 22:15

For tenwriggly

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EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:15

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Enormouse · 06/02/2015 22:15

I'll fiddle your bones badders

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 22:15

They control the flow of information, they control what is told, and there's too much money in it for them to admit the truth, not this far down the line.

So I'm imagining a huge multinational press conference - world renown palaeontologists all looking shamefaced, quietly admitting....."yeah, so, dinosaurs....just made up....sorry, my bad...." Awkward!

mythbustinggov · 06/02/2015 22:16

Here is some useful info www.velociraptors.info/

Hypotenuse · 06/02/2015 22:16

Mr Tumnus.... Totally with you there!

Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 22:16

Derek, I am sure you posted this already but I couldn't resist..
Love it

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Lunastarfish · 06/02/2015 22:17

I don't understand why OP you have chosen dinosaurs Confused to have an issue with? There are lots of things which corrupt children, why dinosaurs?

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 22:18

Thanks catz.....I love it!

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:18

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Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 22:18

Curtesy of @fakefossils
It just gets better

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
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