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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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catzpyjamas · 06/02/2015 22:18

You're welcomeWink

Losingmyreligion · 06/02/2015 22:19

"Bring and buy sales". I nearly wet myself.

DixieNormas · 06/02/2015 22:19

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Figster · 06/02/2015 22:20

Holy fucking shit

Some people are bat shit crazy

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:20

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Baddz · 06/02/2015 22:20

You like that don't you?
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catzpyjamas · 06/02/2015 22:22

Dixie its like shooting unevolved fish in a barrel tonight!

Enormouse · 06/02/2015 22:22

badders why did I imagine you with an Irish accent there?
you, me, Mr tumnus and Barney the dinosaur. Grin Dino-orgy

hugoagogo · 06/02/2015 22:23

There is no need to believe in dinosaurs; they have been proven to be real.

Something that cannot be said about about the various 'gods'

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 22:24

eatshit you beat me to it! was just about to post that

Lweji · 06/02/2015 22:25

»mythbustinggov*

So, are you prepared for the raptor apocalypse?
Could it be worse than the zombie apocalypse?
Can we use the same weapons?

BTW, I'm in DACWAAD. Yay!

Debs75 · 06/02/2015 22:25

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

This thread is fecking hilarious. I am so glad I resisted DP's sex advances Grin this has been so much more fun

Lweji · 06/02/2015 22:26

I am so glad I resisted DP's sex advances

So, we'll be seeing him in Relationships saying you had a valid reason to say no to sex, or saying that he feels unloved?

EveDallasRetd · 06/02/2015 22:26

Why did the dinosaurs die out?

Because they were waiting for Noah 65 million years ago, but he hadn't fucking evolved yet.

ChoudeBruxelles · 06/02/2015 22:27

I need to go to sleep.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 06/02/2015 22:27

Grin baddz
I have a few questions:

I'm confused...what do you call fossil fuels?

Dinosaurs bring Latin use into every day language. Without dinosaurs, what becomes of the first Christian language?

Most dinosaurs are "alleged" to be herbivores, and therefore, "non-violent". Therefore, why have you selected your belief that dinosaurs cause violence in children, on a minority of dinosaurs? And, what do you teach your children about lions, tigers, coyotes, hippotamii, crocodiles, sharks etc? Or don't you...?

All that said....I think freedom of speech is important, therefore MNHQ Nous sommes CAD Wink

Honeydragon · 06/02/2015 22:28

How come Dezza has unlimited photos?

Baddz · 06/02/2015 22:28

Oh mouse!
You had me at Mr tummnus

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EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:28

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tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 22:28

Debs - now you know about dinoporn there's no reason to hold back......

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:29

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LesleyKnopeFan · 06/02/2015 22:29

What, wait, are you actually saying that Godzilla (whispers) isnt real?

I can't handle this.........Godzuki, what about Godzuki, why is no-one concerned about him?

Barney, now I had my suspicions about him, he is the pratt of dinosaurs, he lets the whole side down. Actually, is Barney the cause of all this, did he give he game away? We ALL know that dinosaurs don't normally talk shite and dance like a tit, I just thought he had ishoos?

I feel lost and confused. Please, please, please don't tell me that The Land Before Time is fictional. I'm finding this all very difficult. Sad

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 06/02/2015 22:30

"HQ, she's funny, can't we keep her?"

Only if you promise to feed her, and walk her, and pick up after her when she does her business, Empress. Please note - I did not say 'pick up her shirt' because she cannot even type that part of EatShitDerek's name. But she probably extrudes sweetly scented prettiness - nothing as unrefained as shite!

LetBartletBeBartlet · 06/02/2015 22:31

But one of the videos on the Youtube page is allegedly dispelling the myth of fossilization and subsequent reconstruction.

So why is this only applicable to dinosaurs and not (as my chosen example) human evolution?

Can I also ask what the evidence is that dinosaurs were 'thought up' before fossils were found?

Baddz · 06/02/2015 22:31

Dion porn is a revelation ??

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