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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:04

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Lweji · 06/02/2015 22:06

For no appreciable reason, we're expected to believe that lizards got massive, turned into birds and then shrank again?

Some mammals have also reached very large sizes and have "shrunk" again. The point is?

Not all dinosaurs evolved into birds. Just a branch within a branch within a branch.

iseenodust · 06/02/2015 22:06

Manny & Sid found dinosaurs alive under ice. I bet that's the real reason Russia & the USA are permanently squabbling over polar boundaries.

wallaby73 · 06/02/2015 22:06

CAD, I'm an archaeologist, and this is the most hilariously misinformed bonkers thread I have ever read.....you have made my Friday night!!

catzpyjamas · 06/02/2015 22:06

Ahh but maybe dinosaurs were not really that big but just very close up??

CADm1nistry · 06/02/2015 22:06

EatS---Derek - I feel that you are just trying to mock me here. Nonetheless, in addition to Facebook and Twitter we have a Youtube page. Most of the videos are by one of our female members from America. She is very well-versed although our beliefs differ in that she is a YEC.

As well as online, we have protests, bring and buy sales and we are working on t-shirts that we will wear at our protests and supply to supporters.


<a class="break-all" href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYxIsFJNY06h7K7XxK1zDEA" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/channel/UCYxIsFJNY06h7K7XxK1zDEA</a>

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 22:07

never going to be able to watch jp with my kids again without seeing barney and singing the flaming song in my head! thanks for that eatshit

Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 22:07

Ooooo side projects????
Please please tell!!

BigRedBall · 06/02/2015 22:07

Cad why are you making this into a religious thing? How have dinosaurs offended your religion? Do you believe in lizard people?

McFox · 06/02/2015 22:07

Everyone calm down and have a cup of

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Lweji · 06/02/2015 22:07

As well as online, we have protests

Where do you protest against dinosaurs? At church?

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:08

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Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 22:08

Oooo saw the YouTube video
A fantastic comedy piece

CADm1nistry · 06/02/2015 22:09

wallaby73 - our research indicates that only the top 10% (or possibly less) of palaeontologists are complicit in the fraud. I'm afraid these bone-fiddlers wouldn't consider inducting a lowly archaeologist into their scheme.

Palaeontology is claimed to be a peer-reviewed science, but it's just a massive fraud. Who gets to decide who is qualified to be a palaeontologist? That's right, other paleontologists. They control the flow of information, they control what is told, and there's too much money in it for them to admit the truth, not this far down the line.

Lweji · 06/02/2015 22:09

I think this is actually what you are looking for. I do believe this is not real.

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EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:09

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ShipwreckedAndComatose · 06/02/2015 22:09

Is a YEC a posh Yak?

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 22:09

I'd like a tshirt that says: petrol is liquified dinosaur. Classic.

Purpleflamingos · 06/02/2015 22:10

This is the best Friday night thread in awhile. I have tears running down my face.

I'm surprised no one has mentioned David Ickes website- there is evidence there that humans and dinosaurs existed at the same time. I can't do a link from my phone.

CAD have you only read the evidence your pastor guided you to and not any opposing arguments?

Baddz · 06/02/2015 22:10

Side projects??
The unicorns are next people

EveDallasRetd · 06/02/2015 22:10

Oh.my.god.

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Hoppinggreen · 06/02/2015 22:10

Oh well if it's on Facebook that gives it a while new level of credibility!!
Please let Dr Carla looney pants stay NMHQ , she is hilarious!!

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 22:11

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5madthings · 06/02/2015 22:11

Oh god this is hilarious and they have tweeted me. It's,all a conspiracy. Nobody better tell madthing5 dinosaurs and unicorns are her favourite things.

Lweji · 06/02/2015 22:11

I think most paleontologists would laugh off your idea that there is too much money in it. Grin

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