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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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fattymcfatfat · 08/02/2015 14:39

we should also be allowed to believe in dinosaurs without being told we are wrong Grin

tinklykeys · 08/02/2015 14:45

Fatty I absolutely agree! I'm not saying that is what I believe, just that the kind of people Christians against dinosaurs are pretending to be, might believe that.

I'm tying myself in knots up now, I know what I mean but I don't think anyone else does.

Apparently the organ wasn't allowed in church when it was first invented as it was thought to be the devil's instrument..

I'm sorry you've experienced such prejudice. Prejudice sucks!
Dinosaurs rule!

Lweji · 08/02/2015 14:47

For all the devil worship, there are many Christian rock and metal bands (Wikipedia)

fattymcfatfat · 08/02/2015 14:50

ah I get you now haha! yes I can understand that! dinosaurs do rule!!!

bigbluestars · 08/02/2015 14:55

Poor old Cernunnos, gets such a bad press from the christians- they do need a bogeyman, but why pick on such a sexy horned beast?

KatieKaye · 08/02/2015 14:56

Sadly, I just can't get worked up about dinosaurs, even the claim that they invoke some strange sort of bestiality merely by being spoken about.
Some people are fascinated by them, others aren't.
Bit like football really.
Although dinosaurs playing football might be interesting. If they could make strips big enough. Would they have the Jurassic League? the Prehistoric World Cup?

BoreOfWhabylon · 08/02/2015 14:58

It's well known that all rock music is devil-worshippy.

You only have to play it backwards to reveal its satanic, devil-worshippy message.

bigbluestars · 08/02/2015 15:02

bore- of course rock music is devil worshipping.

Being a woman aligns you to Satan too- all because Eve discovered her clitoris.

tinklykeys · 08/02/2015 15:11

Oh my goodness I can't believe that link is to do with the Jonas brothers! Grin

Fatty is your son wanting to wear a Jonas brothers t-shirt to school? Shock

Lweji · 08/02/2015 15:29

Wasn't it Iron Maiden?
Maidens are already evil, let alone if they are Iron. Grin

wonkylegs · 08/02/2015 15:39

Unfortunately dino denying nutters do take the subject very seriously
This article is particularly special , my favourite article links to is the bit about fossil fuels ..... They aren't from fossils (because they are made up and don't exist) and that we aren't running out of oil (that is a myth)!
Funnily enough if you go to his full webpage he believes in the rapture, Apollo Moon Landing conspiracies & somewhat confusingly lots about the queen and Canada ( I got a bit lost in that bit) - he isn't very convincing that he isn't a nutter but I am impressed with his ability to make 2+2 = 1564 in most of his deductions.

CUnexttuseday · 08/02/2015 15:53

i have just wasted an afternoon reading this, its hilarious. i would just like to add my favorite meme

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
BoreOfWhabylon · 08/02/2015 15:56

bigbluestars Shock I fear you must be mistaken re: eve's clitoris!

There is no mention of clitorises in the bible, ergo they do not exist.

Lweji · 08/02/2015 16:01
I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Tutt · 08/02/2015 16:15

Can you add frogs and toads to the 'never existed' list please... I feckin hate frogs and toads and the spawn. Thank you!

BitOutOfPractice · 08/02/2015 16:17

I've just read the op and skipped to the end and am aghast that the op is serious!! Really?!?! Well, every day is a school day in mn!

fattymcfatfat · 08/02/2015 16:19

twinkly haha! I can actually believe the jonas brothers are evil satanists! but it was an avenged sevenfold top he wanted to wear Grin

Jasonandyawegunorts · 08/02/2015 16:21

While we are on the subject, we can add Icebergs to the list!

Think about it, In 1912 The Titanic supposedly hits an iceberg and sinks. Years later the wreck of The Titanic is found, but guess what.... No sign of the iceberg that sank it. Surely that would have sank beneth the waves and been found too. But the truth is that the Titanic never hit an iceberg becuase they don't exist.

Lweji · 08/02/2015 16:24

Tutt, the list is of things that are not dinosaurs. Everything else exists or has existed. Just not dinosaurs. Because they are bones of something else buried by rich and famous paleontologists (Paleo mafia) and modified/petrified to look like a different species (dinosaurs).

BoreOfWhabylon · 08/02/2015 16:25

Sorry Tutt but there are frogs and toads in the bible (mostly in plagues) so they definitely exist.

No mention of spawn though, so it's not all bad Smile

BoreOfWhabylon · 08/02/2015 16:33

Jason, I think you may be on to something there - but if an iceberg didn't sink the Titanic, what did?

Expect they were playing satanic rock music on the promenade deck, that would invite a celestial smiting all right.

Probably a thunderbolt.

Lweji · 08/02/2015 16:36

See?

Maybe dinosaur bones used to be former Godfather enemies.

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Jasonandyawegunorts · 08/02/2015 16:38

Expect they were playing satanic rock music on the promenade deck, that would invite a celestial smiting all right. Probably a thunderbolt.

That's what i'm thinking, isn't it weird that there was a band on board but they found no electric guitars, it's becuase these were removed to stop the truth getting out.

fattymcfatfat · 08/02/2015 17:02

Shock Shock Shock so the film is a lie? who would have thunk it?

Tutt · 08/02/2015 18:07

I know they exist but so did dinosaurs so my thinking was if we can dismiss a whole species then could we not dismiss these as well as to me they are the devil incarnate!
Also we could take a rubber to all mention of things we don't like/agree with in the bible if we are turning a blind eye to facts :)

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