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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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ShipwreckedAndComatose · 06/02/2015 21:16

Someone posted this up thread. It's worth posted again just for the sheer quality of argument...

It's priceless!

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Katekoom · 06/02/2015 21:17

Amazing.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:17

That is true SGB

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 21:17

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BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 21:18

stubbornstains, I'm not entirely sure that spiders are mentioned anywhere in the bible, are they?

You know what this means, of course?

That's right - SPIDERS ARE NOT REAL!

Ratbagcatbag · 06/02/2015 21:18

I keep seeing Dinodeniers and thinking of tights.

My brain switched between images of cute T Rexs on some lovely hosiery or poor T. rex trying to get into tights and shredding them with his claws.

Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 21:18

OriginalHugsy.. That image is now burned in my brain!!!

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:19

Not against science...oookkkkayyy then.

Batshit. Mad as a box of frogs. That's all I can say.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 06/02/2015 21:19

"Really? this group bans people based on their religious beliefs? I did not expect this to be such an ignorant, prejudice group. Newsflash, you CANT silence God!

Dr. Carla Siemens"

I hope MNHQ will come back and confirm whether or not God has a MN account. Obviously, for reasons of anonymity, I would not expect them to give us His/Her nickname.

TheLordJehovah, maybe? ManyAreTheNamesOfGod?

Or maybe they could invite Him for a webchat?

Enormouse · 06/02/2015 21:19

That bastard. Did he blame it on the Victorians? Grin

SolidGoldBrass · 06/02/2015 21:19

Hmm. cross-dressing dinosaur porn. That might be the next big thing...

ChoudeBruxelles · 06/02/2015 21:19

What about other things that are fossilised from dinosaur times? Ice got some nice shells fossils that we dug up ourselves after a landslide near Charnmouth? Are they evil too?

Ds is going to be do gutted. He loves dinosaurs. Think I might need to get him exorcised or something Confused

GotToBeInItToWinIt · 06/02/2015 21:19

OP has a girl at your child's school really got a 'dented nose'? And the perpetrator has confessed to being influenced by dinosaurs?

ShipwreckedAndComatose · 06/02/2015 21:21

What about blue footed boobies? Are they mentioned in the Bible? Please don't tell me they are made up Sad

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 06/02/2015 21:21

"I keep seeing Dinodeniers and thinking of tights."

That's why they died out, ratbagcatbag - they laddered too easily! Grin

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 21:21

boreofwhabylon so glad to hear spiders arent real, they petrify me.
notrevealing as for narwhals they are an abomination! But they could also be described as the jedi of the sea. Search for the narwhal song on youtube...it gets stuck in my head be warned!

SolidGoldBrass · 06/02/2015 21:21

Anybody's religious beliefs are fair game for laughing at. Banning people from holding utterly fucking ridiculous beliefs (ie all religions) is excessive, these idiot delusions only need action taking against them when people start doing others harm in the name of their imaginary friends.

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 21:22

Oh

spiders in the bible

Enormouse · 06/02/2015 21:23

C4D are you sure they weren't just agreeing with him to make the crazy dinosaur denier bloke go away?

OriginalHugsy · 06/02/2015 21:24

I reckon OPs sister was trying to get out of the family circle and they just wouldn't let her go so she came up with a cunning plan to give dinosaurs as gifts to the kids therefore kicked out.... Grin

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 21:24

boreofwhabylon now I want to cry Sad

stubbornstains · 06/02/2015 21:24

Well let's face it bore, if spiders are real, then they shouldn't be, should they?

Dr Stubbornly Stains, Professor of Entomology

Baddz · 06/02/2015 21:25

Sgb....
I like to think if god had an mn nn it would be
"He'snotthemessiahhesaverynaughtyboy"
Grin

Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 21:25

Gotta be my fav from @fakefossils...

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iseenodust · 06/02/2015 21:26

EatShiD's cartoon on page 3 should not be missed GrinGrin

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