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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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ShipwreckedAndComatose · 06/02/2015 21:26

[Grin] Baddz

NormHonal · 06/02/2015 21:26

that the banner advert up there ^^ is for "Imagine Dragons". Well played, MNHQ.

Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 21:26

Baddz, hysterical Grin

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 21:27

baddz does that mean mary would have one? maybe imhismother?

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:28
BuffytheThunderLizard · 06/02/2015 21:28

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fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 21:29

Grin swimming in the ocean causing a commotion cause they are so awesome!

ShipwreckedAndComatose · 06/02/2015 21:29

Is that actually a real comic??!! Brilliant comedy

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:30
ChoudeBruxelles · 06/02/2015 21:31

What about marine reptiles? Technically not dinosaurs? Those bastards swam around.

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 21:31

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BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 21:31

Guys, please look at the video posted by C4D - the Dinodeniers is obviously a massive pisstake and just what we all needed on a cold Friday night Grin

Fatty sorry about the spiders - seems they are in the bible after all Sad

C4Dministry · 06/02/2015 21:31

GotToBeInItToWinIt. Yes, the poor girl now has a comically-bent nose, and all because of dinosaurs. It's a tragedy that we allow this to continue.

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 21:32

Sad Sad why lord why!!!

blushingmare · 06/02/2015 21:32

He he. This is hilarious! OP, how do you feel about my 2.5yo DD whose favourite thing at the moment is to creep up on you from behind and jump on you yelling "dinosaurs eat PEOPLE!!!" I'm sure I'm raising a future serial killer.

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 21:32

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Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:33

No I'm sorry I still don't believe this is for real. It simply cannot be.

iseenodust · 06/02/2015 21:33

DS cut his reading teeth on Dinosaur Cove books. The shame Blush or maybe I need to sue the author for the deception in his fiction & ruining DS's life chances ? Confused

C4Dministry · 06/02/2015 21:33

blushingmare, I hope it's not too late for you. Now that you know the truth, it's your duty to try to get the dinosaurs out of the little tyke before it's too late.

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 21:34

YY to dinosaurs in tights. I thought I was the only one having trouble with that....

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 21:34

literally. ...im preggers.though so got an excuse if I do!

EveDallasRetd · 06/02/2015 21:35

Maybe we did evolve from dinosaurs...?

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
gretagrape · 06/02/2015 21:35

Up until 10 minutes ago I felt weighed down to the point of exhaustion about the state of my marriage, my inability to find a decent bra and the fact that Bisto now contains dairy (and those bastards at Premier Foods won't tell me why).

This thread is bloody brilliant - like prozac, victoria sponge and early modern family all rolled into one.

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 21:35

Am pretty sure that there are no kangaroos or koalas in the bible though.

Marsupials - servants of Satan!

Lweji · 06/02/2015 21:35

Those fucking dinosaurs! Where can we find them? Let's go round and do 'em all in

They are everywhere, the bastards.

And they will have the last laugh. particularly on creationists

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