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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 21:01

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Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 21:01

This whole thread made my night.
Bloody hysterical!!! Derek you are a star!! Has our dino doc left too? She was flippin hysterical!!!

Dr. Unicorn

IneedAdinosaurNickname · 06/02/2015 21:01

wonky that is one of the funniest pictures ever!!!

Umm who likes my new name?

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:01

fattymcfatt

Ha he sounds great. I take it he likes dinosaurs then ? And has...slightly more scientifically minded parents than the OP ? Wink

5madthings · 06/02/2015 21:02

They have a twitter page! @fakefossils

Oh i am dying, it's great!

PenguinsandtheTantrumofDoom · 06/02/2015 21:02

Aw You are back OP Grin

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 21:02

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BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 21:03

shills for big paleo

Grin Grin Grin

ShipwreckedAndComatose · 06/02/2015 21:03

This thread is hilarious!! Can it go in classics??

Derek's contributions are genius.

Op, you are barking.

Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 21:03

@fakefossils? I am there!!!!

Nolim · 06/02/2015 21:03

Ministry you are of course entitled to your opinion. But please please please let your kids know about science. Evolution is not an opinion. It is science.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:03

Oh she's back. Wonderful.

I think MN thought you were a troll. You know as this stuff is so stupid that a real live person couldn't possibly believe it....oh. Wait.

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 21:04

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ShipwreckedAndComatose · 06/02/2015 21:04

Ps, something I have always wanted to know...

To make the oil, do they have a big smoothie maker to liquefy the dinosaurs??

SolidGoldBrass · 06/02/2015 21:04

I must admit, I disagree with banning the OP. Monumental stupidity is no reason to remove him/her/it from the site - there are plenty of other fucking idiots on here. ANd it's also fair to say that, despite his/her ridiculous delusions (that gods exist being the main one) s/he is giving us all a good laugh and not doing any harm.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:05

ship

I believe they put them in a kind of giant blender.

Belman1969 · 06/02/2015 21:05

No, not a smoothie maker.. The unicorns shat them out after eating them!

PoppySausage · 06/02/2015 21:06

Hilarious!!!

Brilliant thread. I was losing faith in Mumsnet but this had made my week!

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 21:06

notrevealing both him and 13 month old dd are dino obsessed!
my dd is actually in bed with dino blankets and cuddling a t-rex and a stegosaurus. I thought I was getting a lovely little girl to dress up in pretty clothes, turns out she would rather doss in jeans and a dino top
roar

C4Dministry · 06/02/2015 21:07

No, I am not a "troll". I am big enough not to be offended by being mocked, and I would ask that you do me the courtesy of examining the evidence before you dismiss what I'm saying out of hand. We have a wealth of research and compelling arguments on our Facebook page, and we are not so intolerant as to ban anybody that holds a different belief to us.


<a class="break-all" href="//www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/</a>

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 21:07

fatty

Well dinos are indeed the best Grin so it's hardly surprising.

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 21:08

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OublietteBravo · 06/02/2015 21:08

Pesky dinosaurs

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
5madthings · 06/02/2015 21:09

Belmon unicorns shit glitter,,I thought everyone knew that? Omg is glitter made from digested dinosaurs?!

Unicorn poop biscuits.

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 21:09

OP and her popsockets are hilarious and v v clever.

I hope they are allowed to stay

(unless they have done something really bad in previous incarnations, of course)

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