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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 20:53

No way ! I thought it was a closed group ? Are they all as bonkers as the ones on here ?

Baddz · 06/02/2015 20:53

Well, T. Rex wouldn't be much good for a reach around :(
Poor t rexy :(
And what about all the plates and spikes? Tricky.

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:53

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myotherusernameisbetter · 06/02/2015 20:54

I want one of these for my car....

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Panga63 · 06/02/2015 20:54

A dino sex article - who needs 50 Shades when you can read that Grin

GotToBeInItToWinIt · 06/02/2015 20:54

West I think they need all the 'supporters' they can get!

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 20:54

You know... There is a branch of dinosaurs still living. They re called birds. Oh no run for the hills it's a bird !

TriSarahTops · 06/02/2015 20:54

I was always convinced I was named after a dinosaur (hence my MN name). My parents were obviously trying to mess with my headGrin

SolidGoldBrass · 06/02/2015 20:55

Mind you, them dinosaurs are Ever So Nawty...

I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 20:55

this has given me a good old giggle, hmmm....may name change to preggosaurus!

PenguinsandtheTantrumofDoom · 06/02/2015 20:55

myother - Well, they do know some nuts who think that the bones aren't as old as we all think...

But a lot of Christians believe that the early books of the bible are basically allegorical. They are stories to help us understand the nature of god, not literal accounts of creation.

Not that I have ever discussed dinosaurs with them in detail.

rationaloptimist123 · 06/02/2015 20:55

OP
Do you think your sister might be a witch?
Witches are in the Bible with very clear instructions as to how to deal with them

PatriciaHolm · 06/02/2015 20:56

I would lay money on a huge amount of their "supporters" being users who are there just to see how long they can keep up their poker faces for. Looking at some of the profiles of some users would not suggest they subscribe to the same doctrine at all...in fact there seems to be a preponderance of Satanists!

Baddz · 06/02/2015 20:56

Dinosaur porn.
Fucking epic :)

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 20:56

This is the best thing I've read for ages. Honest.

myotherusernameisbetter · 06/02/2015 20:57

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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
OublietteBravo · 06/02/2015 20:58

I agree - you've got to watch out for those dinosaurs:
www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00MCVVH6G?ie=UTF8&redirectFromSS=1&pc_redir=T1&noEncodingTag=1&robot_redir=1

wonkylegs · 06/02/2015 20:58

One of my favourite images from CHristians Against Dinosaurs i.imgur.com/ZjWEWoK.jpg

myotherusernameisbetter · 06/02/2015 20:59

thanks penguin - I have friends who are christians but we tend to keep of the subject - or rather I do as I don't want to get into it and fall out with them :o

fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 20:59

notrevealing my ds actually runs down the street shouting about how the pigeons are going to eat us all!
cracked me up when he showed my dad the dinosaur nest he spotted in our garden tree!

GotToBeInItToWinIt · 06/02/2015 20:59

wonky Smile, that made my day.

C4Dministry · 06/02/2015 20:59

Well, I am shocked. I'm used to being mocked for my beliefs, I accept that they are difficult for some people to accept and I take that on the chin. But for the site moderators to ban my account for simply posting an unpopular opinion?

I was labouring under the misapprehension that Mumsnet was an inclusive site for parents to share their experience, help and advice. I would not be surprised if some of the Mumsnet moderators are shills for big paleo with a reaction like that.

As ErrolTheDragon said, "I don't think that this thread alone would have banished the OP."

Well it did. And I have enough trouble spreading the message to people as it is, without being victimised like this.

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 21:00

There's a Whore of Babylon in the bible too.

Just sayin' [wunk]

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 21:00

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Ohwhatfuckeryisthis · 06/02/2015 21:01

stomping about the place, making loads of noise and mess is great and cool
yeah fucking dinosaurs influencing da yoot. (I'm only up to page 5, sorry)
I do believe in sock puppets though.

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