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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children

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CADministry · 06/02/2015 19:48

I'm really concerned about dinosaurs, and I think something needs to be done. The science behind them is pretty flimsy, and I for one do not want my children being taught lies. Did you know that nobody had even heard of dinosaurs before the 1800s, when they were invented by curio-hungry Victorians?

Charles Darwin's later theory of evolution entirely disproved dinosaurs, yet the dinosaur lie was twisted and adapted to try to make it fit. Any proper look at the facts will reveal that dinosaurs simply never existed.

Aside from the educational aspect, dinosaurs are a very bad example for children. At my children's school, several children were left in tears after one of their classmates (who had evidently been exposed to dinosaurs), became bestially-minded and ran around the classroom roaring and pretending to be a dinosaur. Then he bit three children on the face. One poor girl has been left with a severely dented nose and the whole class was left traumatised by this horrible display.

Nothing about dinosaurs is suitable for children, from their total lack of family values through to their non-existence from any serious scientific point of view.

Recently my sister foolishly gave my two youngest some dinosaurs toys for Christmas. After telling her to get out of my house I burnt the dinosaurs. My children were delighted because they know that dinosaurs are evil. I am fortunate that my family has been very supportive, and has disowned my children's former aunt.

Please, do what you can to get dinosaurs taken off the curriculum. Our school has been recently presented with a 214-signature petition, and following that and our recent protest the headmaster has said that he will take it the governors. We are lucky that he is so sympathetic to our cause, but I fear that others may not be.

If you would like to lend your support to our campaign, we have a Facebook group where we spread facts and research about the dinosaur myth. Hope to see you there! :-)

www.facebook.com/groups/nonexistingdinosaur/

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fattymcfatfat · 06/02/2015 20:46

aww.....I was enjoying the dinodeniers!!!!
weekly guest thread sounds like a plan though

McFox · 06/02/2015 20:46

I await Thunder Lizard turning up in a Baby Name thread Smile

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 20:47

We could talk about dinosaur sex Baddz.

tobytoes · 06/02/2015 20:47

cad you have lost the plot. Burning dinosaurs? So you would burn barny aswell? How about the teenage mutant ninja turtles? Feel sorry for your children.

GotToBeInItToWinIt · 06/02/2015 20:47

I know many Christians. I do not know any dinodeniers.

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 20:47

Ooh I've had a PM. I feel all important. You know with legitimate scientific views and every fink.

Baddz · 06/02/2015 20:47

Dinosaur fact;
The longest dinosaur name is micropachycephalosaurus.
You're welcome :)

ErrolTheDragon · 06/02/2015 20:47

Really? this group bans people based on their religious beliefs?

No, they get banned for breaches of site rules such as trolling. I don't think that this thread alone would have banished the OP.

tenwrigglywigglycaterpillars · 06/02/2015 20:47

So this has taken an interesting turn....

Who else is a bridge dinosaur I wonder....?

myotherusernameisbetter · 06/02/2015 20:48

Im sorry, but I find some of your comments offensive. This is a real issue for many Christians. The people here that are mocking are not being at all supportive.

Hmmm I guess we should really not mock the afflicted....

Hoppinggreen · 06/02/2015 20:48

Feckin hilarious
I am reading the highlighs to DP and he said he finally nerdy ands my Mumsnet addiction.
My main concern is the talk of Dr Fruitloops children - these people shouldn't be allowed to breed ( unlike dinosaurs who have great family values and probably wouldn't want to ban Christians)

Honeydragon · 06/02/2015 20:48

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I'm getting sick and tired of dinosaurs being forced on our children
Baddz · 06/02/2015 20:48

Dinosaur sex!?
You interest me strangely....continue :)

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 20:48

Dino sex article

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 20:49

Trolls are not real.

There are no trolls in the bible.

I rest my case.

Baddz · 06/02/2015 20:50

I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall at MNHQ right now.
"They're discussing what!?"
:)

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 20:50

I seriously want to know where these people hide. I've never met one in real life.

I did meet someone who told me I was "living in sin" once. (I'd shacked up with a bloke I'd been dating for ooh ages). Thankfully there is no such thing or I'd really be in trouble.

GratefulHead · 06/02/2015 20:50

Some of them are still here, welcome one and all....dinosaur believing or not.

BoreOfWhabylon · 06/02/2015 20:50

Sorry, Baddz, haven't had any direct experience with dino sex. Was hoping I might learn something.

Expect it's a bit like dogging...

Enormouse · 06/02/2015 20:51

Raaaaaaar

That means I love you in dinosaur.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

EatShitDerek · 06/02/2015 20:51

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myotherusernameisbetter · 06/02/2015 20:51

PenguinsandtheTantrumofDoom

Genuine question, how do your parents correlate the two? Do they believe that God made the dinosaurs and then thought, "those are a bit shite I'll have a go at something else?" or did he make them and then they were wiped out by a comet so started again with a different theme?

WestEast · 06/02/2015 20:51

Ooh they let me join the Facebook group!

Notrevealingmyidentity · 06/02/2015 20:52

Think it's about 5 pictures derek

McFox · 06/02/2015 20:52

I call my husband my lovely dinosaur. WTAF am I meant to do now?!

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