Anyone who remembers MarmaladeTwatkins' PTA cake sale/Lemon Drizzle arse of a woman come here please

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

She has just sent out a group email to 100 parents/the head, of the last AGM minutes. Then obviously wanted to bitch to one other PTA mum about THE HEAD but... has copied in the 100 parents... AND THE HEAD.

My life is complete. I am practically purring in pleasure. Cannot WAIT for this afternoon in the playground.

Genius! I love a bit of karma

Marmalade I remember the Lemon Drizzle vs cornflake cake debacle thread and loved it.

But this?

THIS is fucking genius. It's made my week .

Utterly, utterly brilliant. Can't wait for tomorrow's update!

Holy crap! I remember that thread. Wowza.

I remember the lemon drizzle thread! Am crying laughing at that email!

"Dyking it up"?!

Also did she say "moron" or am I confused?

That is superb. Just amazing.

Do tell Vera that MN says she comes out of this looking good (after she gives us you the juicy details of the crisis meeting, of course)

I can't wait! Just read both threads... Comedy genius no wonder you are thrilled! Karma baby karma!

OMG! That is so funny. I could cringe for her from here.

Absolutely just desserts though.

ohemgee. She is amazing!

Poor Vera...

Oh Twatters you've made me happy tonight...

I do hope Vera's a mumsnetter - I like her already.

She called Vera a 'fucking moron with a photoshop package'

She did say moron. Dyking it up is the one, though. How will she ever be able to look at Deirdre the Head in the eye ever again?

The only way out of it is to get her chequebook out and write a fat one for the entire 11 grand for the kiddy playground.

Then emigrate.

It's going to be years until she can remember this without sticking her fingers in her ears and going "lalalalalalalalalala"

Oh my god! Oh Christ!!!! This is BAD!
I remember the lemon drizzle thread. Christ this is bad!

I feel so sorry for her!
I'd email her back, saying thanks for the email, keep me posted.

Oh my god!!!

at all day looking at new schools. And on Rightmove.

OMG, this has made my evening :o

Shamelessly marking my place... I would have to emigrate or go into some sort of witness protection scheme for Lemon Drizzle cake murderers.

Self engineered downfall. Classic.

She's going to have to go for the full package. New identity, plastic surgery, new life on another continent, counselling for the flashbacks.

Oh dear. Oh dear, oh dear

Oh thank fuck for that.

I don't remember the lemon drizzle thread but you do realise this is showing up in the active convo sidebar as "Anyone who remembers Marmalade Twatkins..."

I thought you'd been deaded!

This is going to get leaked to the local paper surely? I can picture the headlines now 'PTA in disarray' 'Lemon Drizzle in a tizzle'.

Dear god. If this is the sort of drama you get from the PTA, I can't wait til DD goes to school...

That message is just.......jaw dropping in its awfulness.

How on earth can you recover from that???

Oops. Sorry!

I think I might join the PTA too. DS2 has just started reception.

I bet ours is really dull in comparison.

DS1's school apparently have some kind of PTFA, but I've never seen any evidence of them so I think they're mythical.

I remember the lemon drizzle debacle, this is just amazing!!! Can't wait for updates...

Unfortunate preview but I reckon the title should be edited anyway to show that it MUST BE READ BY EVERYBODY! I didn't remember the lemon drizzle so nearly missed it

It should especially be read by Matthew Wright's researchers.

OP the lemon drizzle dramarama actually enticed me to join Mumsnet, so yes, I remember it well!

AND ...as a bonus, this thread has just unfrozen my numb and paralysed gargoylic facial features (marathon dental work), as my jaw just smacked the floor at her crazed crassness!

I appear to be almost normal again!