I think my neighbours have stolen my towel

[DaleyBump]

Things have been going missing from our washing line for a while. I think. There are gaps on the washing line sometimes when I go to bring my washing in but I can never remember what I've hung up so I just assume that I've just left a gap by accident.

DP has just gone to bring in our washing which consisted of a whole load of baby clothes and one towel. That's all. It was DP's favourite towel, a great big brown affair (sad, I know). It was definitely hung up but has now mysteriously disappeared from the line.

The line is shared by 4 flats (us included). I'm pretty sure it was one of our neighbours as it's an enclosed garden with no access from outside and a security door, but how the hell do I go about getting it back?!

[DaleyBump]

Thanks Zing!

[ZingWantsCake]

you are destined for big things!

so young, yet already achieved so much! way to go girl!

[DaleyBump]

I would like to thank my parents, for always believing in me sometimes. My neighbours, for not stealing DP's towel and of course, DP, for introducing us all to spider snuff porn.

[WafflyVersatile]

You're a nobody, hitching a ride on the coat-tails of Mr Bump's spiderdeathwank fame.

[InLoveWithDavidTennant]

am laughing so much at this thread that i have tears!

[PoirotsMoustache]

I know this is a zombie thread, but I've only just seen it, and I have literally just laughed out loud at:

'A spider once fell out of a sock he had been using, squished to death by DP's cock. He's never used one since. He literally fucked a spider to death.'

Thank you for brightening my Friday