I think my neighbours have stolen my towel

[DaleyBump]

Things have been going missing from our washing line for a while. I think. There are gaps on the washing line sometimes when I go to bring my washing in but I can never remember what I've hung up so I just assume that I've just left a gap by accident.

DP has just gone to bring in our washing which consisted of a whole load of baby clothes and one towel. That's all. It was DP's favourite towel, a great big brown affair (sad, I know). It was definitely hung up but has now mysteriously disappeared from the line.

The line is shared by 4 flats (us included). I'm pretty sure it was one of our neighbours as it's an enclosed garden with no access from outside and a security door, but how the hell do I go about getting it back?!

Twitted = twAtted obv.

Norks I think it might have been HoneyDragon. HoneySomething I'm pretty certain.

Oh and it was twatted, not twitted. That bit I could never forget.

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How do you twat a spider to death?! My sister once farted one to death after it ended up in the arse of her tights.

NishiNoUsagi I think I might print and laminate that list with tick boxes next to each stage. So when DH next puts a request in, I can hand it to him with a felt pen and ask him to rate his 'measure of horniness' before I decide whether to oblige or not.

Yup, I was right!

Dear. God.

She really did, didn't she? She twatted a spider to death.

MsVestibule is that a witty reference to the Sex Bear?

You think he has a sex towel?

That thread will explain all Daley And quite a lot of other things as well.

I'm on it under a previous incarnation... you may play guess the nn if you wish but I will never tell mweh heh heh...

Did you twat a spider to death too Dame?

Careful with that tick box.. Might be accused of not being able to work for the government on new rape guidelines.

farted one to death I actually love you.

Who was it who's knew somebody's parents kept a pair of teddies on the bed and arranged them in positions for that night?

I seem to remember she and her DP(?) tied one up and put a blindfold on it.

Er, yes, Select, it is. It definitely is.

Actually, no it isn't . It was a pathetic, pedantic response to Daley's post I'll work on the squirrel pic, bear with me when it should have read 'bare with me'. I'll get me coat.

Polkadots that's a new one on me! Linky?....

No I haven't twatted a spider to death, although I did sit on a snail when nipping out for a quiet late night ciggy a couple of days ago.

Not me Polkadots but I have been known to do it in toy shops

Oh bollocks, I knew it was one or the other

I once squashed a woodlouse across my face in the middle of the night (I live in the countryside, we get them a lot) and didn't realise until the morning. Nothing in my life had prepared me for that situation.

I think it's classics, I'll go and have a look.

I can't see it.

It's just one message on one of those threads about strangers' houses or something. I just remember it because it really tickled me when I read it

I'll have another look tomorrow if nobody else comes along who remembers it.

Goodnight everyone. Good luck finding the rude teddies Polka. It's ringing very faint bells now - Advanced Search 'teddy bear' and doggedly plough through?

Try to avoid invertebrates Daley I'm about to have my bedtime ciggie and will be inspecting the garden furniture VERY carefully.

I also once stood on a slug barefoot. Not on purpose. It squished orange.

Night Dame

daley feel free to link the one about the dog and the curry and all the licking!

daley feel free to link the one about the dog and the curry and all the licking!

daley feel free to link the one about the dog and the curry and all the licking!