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to ask if you sad when, after starting a topice, no one responds?

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ZenOfPetals · 19/05/2013 18:05

I used to think that I was a good writer. But, since joining MN, I have to face the sad realisation that this is untrue. If I comment on a thread, it dies, and if I start a thread, no one answers! I give up. I know I am a good reader, I will stick to that from now on....

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Thumbtack · 12/06/2013 07:04

because he will beat the foccacia!

Thumbtack · 12/06/2013 07:05
Thumbtack · 12/06/2013 07:05

what a great audience. thankyou, thankyou.

Thumbtack · 12/06/2013 07:14

That awkward when you read 'moment' isnt even there.

Thumbtack · 12/06/2013 07:14

I love that one.

Thumbtack · 12/06/2013 07:18

How does a snail feel, if it loses its shell?

Thumbtack · 12/06/2013 07:18

A little sluggish.

Thumbtack · 12/06/2013 07:18

Okay thats enough for now. Smile

amazingmumof6 · 12/06/2013 07:32

TT

focacciaGrin Grin Grin Grin Grin

amazingmumof6 · 12/06/2013 07:33

I've got one

amazingmumof6 · 12/06/2013 07:33

Knock knock

Blueandwhitelover · 12/06/2013 07:48

Who's there?
I am

Thumbtack · 12/06/2013 08:24

Hi blue!

zing you can't leave us hanging like that!

Who was there? WHO WAS AT THE DOOR?
I neeeed to knooow!

amazingmumof6 · 12/06/2013 09:13

Europe

KittensoftPuppydog · 12/06/2013 09:30

Why does noddy have a bell on his hat?

KittensoftPuppydog · 12/06/2013 09:31

Because he's a cunt.

amazingmumof6 · 12/06/2013 09:39

Grin @ kitten!

amazingmumof6 · 12/06/2013 09:40

just to recap

  • Knock knock
  • who's there?

-Europe

Roomfor1more · 12/06/2013 10:16

Whats pink and hard??

Roomfor1more · 12/06/2013 10:17

A pig with a flick knife.

Roomfor1more · 12/06/2013 10:17

What yellow and white and goes at 100 mph??

Roomfor1more · 12/06/2013 10:18

A train drivers egg sandwich. Ds told me that a few weeks ago.

Roomfor1more · 12/06/2013 10:19

Was driving down the high street and I passed these crisps, asked them did they want a lift and they said no, they were Walkers....

Roomfor1more · 12/06/2013 10:20

Sorry!!! lol Only 50 left to go now!

amazingmumof6 · 12/06/2013 11:18

come on, no one cares about my knock-knock joke?