Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Teabiscuit-elevenses

All that Jizz - A Stage Musical Director pushes himself too hard. Way too hard.

Top Nun-sisters at the speed of sound. I feel the need,the need for Holy Communion.

Strictly Hallroom - landlord squeezes one more letting space into house

Rodeo and Juliet - ride him, cowgirl!

Little Voile - a story of curtain twitchers

Thrush Hour - Action-packed mockbuster and Canesten advertorial.

starring Annie Fitch :)

Good Will Cunting - Matt Damon and Ben Affleck insult people in a jolly and helpful way.

The Pursuit of Hoppyness

(one man's struggle to make it in the paralympic one-legged race)

Dislcaimer No offence intended, it may not be PC but you've got to admit it's funny)

Casa Bianca - a house party at Bianca jagger's south American pad.

The Great Trann Robbery - the real life tale of a gang who held up a drag queen and made off with lots of cash

Pat's Labyrinth - Nobody gets any mail as the postman struggles through the maze followed by his devoted cat, Jess.

The Minging Detective.

Come to that, The Minging Nun.

Pretty Womad - the modern day tale of a prostitute and an aged hippy attending a music festival

Tree Men and a baby - Frodo employs new babysitters

Scar Wars - csec vs. appendix scar....the sequel.being (of course) Scarfate.

The Man With Two Drains - Steve Martin doesn't know which to unblock first
Stir Wars - Great British Bake Off Stylee
Star Ward - not in the NHS
Star Bars - cross between a Mars and a Milkly way
Dead Clam - a mix up of letters for a spooky deep sea adventure
Point Blink - a film all about blinking
Barfield The movie - a cat sets up a bar in a field
Spacific Height - about 5'10" to be precise

Ghost Buskers - singing spooks

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Dessert - Mary Berry drives a bus load of female impersonators round Australia

The Burt Locker - a look at what Mr Reynolds keeps in his cupboard

This may be the funniest thing I have ever read on Mumsnet... I am howling with laughter!

Joint Break- man damages hip whilst surfing

I'm sat my own in a bar in hysterics reading these.

I look like a right numpty.

The Dark Side of the Moog - when synthesizers go bad

Minging in the Rain - still ugly, whatever the weather

Truly, madly, weeply - Alan Rickman has an angry cyst that needs to be squeezed.

Brokeback Fountain - two young men spend summer looking after the ornamental ducks in St James' Park

633 Squidron - the untold tale of the allied crustacean corps' assault on a key enemy facility

The Curt Locker - high tech storage unit shows short shrift to the dallying

Pouch Of Evil- a rabid kangaroo plots to hide tampons in the Isle Of Man's capital.

Lowering Inferno-man dampens some flames

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife And Her Rover - not only was she married to a thief but the bloody car never started either.