Movies - change one letter. Silence of the Limbs, anyone?

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Hairy Potter - Young wizard at Hogwarts finds out his dad is in fact Hagrid

Op - Old grumpy man ties balloons to his house after failed hip replacement

The Lord of the Rungs - window-cleaning will never be the same again...

Lord of the Sings

An epic tale of hope over adversity and lots of orcs trying to impress Simon Cowell with some show tunes and Madonna covers.

Costaway - Tom Hanks dreams of escaping to a desert island whilst making and serving his 6,000th White Cold Skinny Mochaccino of the week in a dreary city coffee shop.

Ferris Bueller's Gay Off - Ferris returns to explore his more 'sensitive' side as he challenges members of 70s band Village People to a daring sexual marathon in down town New Yoik.

Apocalypse Wow - Shallow fashionistas ignore warnings that the end of the world is nigh; choosing instead to go shopping and then comparing their over-priced tat in their swanky apartments - just as a comet collides with Earth...

Teen Golf - Appalling 80s Michael J. Fox flick in which high school kids discover the joys of a nice round of golf on a Sunday afternoon. Contains scenes of very loud and vulgar clothing

Arse Attacks

Either the heartwarming tale of a Friday night bumsex thread on Mumsnet or the gritty saga of a very aggressive case of Delhi belly.

A Fridge too Far - a deliveryman's epic story

My Big Fat Greek Weeding - gardening in Athens

The Retouchables - one man's fight against airbrushing

The Truman Shoe - a man finds that his footwear is just an illusion

Raveheart - Mel Gibson just loves that techno beat

Winding Nemo - one small fish burps his way home.

Star Wart - Darth vader uses his light sabre to burn off his verucca

Muriel's Welding - Aussie girl fulfills her dream to make wrought iron furniture

Oh What A Lovely Oar - peace reigns throughout the C20th as Edwardian chaps work off their aggression in healthy outdoor sports

Haslet - meatloaf contemplates the meaning of existence

About last right : Rob Lowe and Demi Moore have a raunchy affair based on her correctly reading the map and him actually stopping for directions..

Orange, is Murial's wedding like an Australian version of Flash dance?

Bladepunner - an unfunny futuristic tale of androids

Trevors - vicious monsters under the desert emerge wearing cardi's and slippers

Love Factually - step-by-step guide

About A Bog - Hugh Grant works for DynoRod

Finding Memo: Office employee realises he should be somewhere else

Sex And The Pity- viagra fail

Bar Horse - Friday nights at the Dog and Duck will never be the same again.

Long Days Journey into Wight - the day the ferry broke down

Coldfinger - James Bond foils an evil plot to steal all the world supply gloves

The Perminator - I'll be back with my hair in curls

Woody Allen films:

The Purple Nose of Cairo (the story of a heavy drinker from Egypt)

Everything you ever wanted to know about sox (but were afraid to ask)

(A corporate educational film for people in the hosiery business.)

Turder On The Orient Express-filthy intercity toilet prompts Poirot to

investigate fellow passengers

Abigail's Farty - dinner party with beans and cabbage main course, served with Guinness

The Davinci Cone - high drama amongst the roadworks on the M25
Angels and Damons - the hunt for the hidden home of a Brookside bad boy.

Stepford Knives: Let me carve the meat tonight, darling

The blair bitch project ( or the 'bare bitch' ... More than one letter change :)

have never seen Flash Dance, perdita. But doesn't look like it...

The Green Pile (haemarroids gone sceptic)

sorry if that's already been done - not read whole thread)

Lord of the Rinds - Sauron tries to become the evil ruler of the candied peel industry